11. People down here are in love with what we have, if we catch you poaching, you catch a trip to fine-land.
12. Don't ask us why we don't have a Bass Pro Shop in-state..... Just don't.
13. Where FFA (Future Farmers of America) may actually have some meaning.
14. Our state song, "My Old Kentucky Home," is also a religion and has been known to bring grown men to tears.
15. People want the UK fight song to be the new national anthem.
16. If someone asks you Diesel or Gas, stick or auto, stack or no stack. The correct response woudl be "Diesel, stick, stack."
17. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot marry your cousin legally in Kentucky.
18. Family is important here, just look at the Hatfields and McCoys.
19. We are some of the most hospitible people on the planet, hell, we may even let you drive the 4 wheeler if you're nice enough.
20. Saying "Run! I hear banjos!" Is as funny in Kentucky as it is anywhere else.
21. We Can catch catfish from dusk till dawn. (See #4)
22. We can correctly identify at least 50 different freshwater fish and just about any other native critter you can think of.
23. Kentucky: where Capozzi can escape and be found by a group of guys out on a search for him (not police).
24. If the guys find you an alright person, they will fart in your general direction. This is in no way an insult, more of an initiation. Multiple farts and you are indeed the new guy.
25. Don't ask what the nasty brown liquid in the Moutain Dew bottle is, you probably don't want to know.
26. No, he didn't just come from a bar fight with a fat lip, he just bought a can of Grizzly.
27. Finding empty bottles in the bed of a man's truck should not be surprising.
28. If you have any knowledge of guns whatsoever, you're in good standing
29. You don't discuss politics or religion with the exception of #1.
30. We don't hate you, we just dislike you with a passion.
31. We have people here who are not country and are like anyone else from any other part of the United States.
