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Offline skorpion

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your CN jokes
« on: February 09, 2011, 03:17:40 PM »
well we all come across some good chuck norris jokes every once in a while, so i thought id see whats out there.
These are some of mine


Chuck norris can swim on land
Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a Wendy's so hard it turned into a McDonalds
Chuck norris has a house in the atlantic ocean, this is known as the bermuda triangle and he doesnt like visitors.
When Chuck norris talks, everybody listens......and dies....
Chuck norris can taste sound.
Chuck norris is faster than the speed of dark
and finally Chuck norris can believe its not butter.
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 06:09:47 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet he scares the S*** out of it
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 06:32:40 PM »
When we pray, we pray to god, when God prays, he prays to Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 06:39:11 PM »
Chuck Norris doesnt swim, water just likes to be around him
Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells their blood
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 07:05:15 PM »
chuck norris still envies bruce lee's fast hands and his close shave  :rock
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 08:14:06 PM »
Chuck Norris pulls 9gs getting out of bead :aok
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 08:37:49 PM »
every night the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris.
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 09:58:38 PM »
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again
If you stare at the american flag long enough a 3d image of Chuck Norris will appear.
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 10:11:57 PM »
a couple years ago, chuck norris began bottling his piss as a drink. we know that drink today as "Red Bull".
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 10:28:30 PM »
When Chuck Norris performs push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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Re: your CN jokes
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 11:16:37 PM »
Quote from: Tyrannis on February 09, 2011, 10:11:57 PM
a couple years ago, chuck norris began bottling his piss as a drink. we know that drink today as "Red Bull".
now where do u come from n saying that about my favorite soft drink!?!? eh!?!? what kinda soft drink is ur fav?!? errr energy drink!??!?

oh......chuck norris is really enviuos of greens <not a joke>
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 11:23:16 PM »
Quote from: greens on February 09, 2011, 11:16:37 PM
now where do u come from n saying that about my favorite soft drink!?!? eh!?!? what kinda soft drink is ur fav?!? errr energy drink!??!?

oh......chuck norris is really enviuos of greens <not a joke>
:noid saw it on a chuck norris poster that was at walmart.  :lol
and im a nos kind of guy. my mother loves redbull tho. i can drink it, its just not my #1 pick  :aok
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2011, 01:01:59 PM »
Chuck norris kicked 800nate so hard he is not a squeeker anymore.  :aok
now he sounds like eskimojoe  :D
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2011, 02:49:39 PM »
Griz once lost a 262 to a jeep driven by chick norris.

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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2011, 04:26:28 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2011, 02:49:39 PM
Griz once lost a 262 to a jeep driven by chick norris.

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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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