I'm mostly an IPA guy, myself. I don't like the hefeweizens or the fruity beers but I can still appreciate the quality of them when it's there.
I was a little thrown off by the extreme dislike of hops stated in the OP followed by a tolerance of Noble Pils. It's obviously more about the style of beer for you than the ingredients. Doesn't mean you have to knock the more robust brews, just drink what you like.
I'm staying sober at the moment though so this is making my mouth water a little. Heh.