Do you resemble a Kitchen Utensil????

[Spatula]

The kitchen cupboard and drawers are bare.
Only but a Ladle and Spatula can be seen residing within. What good is a kitchen without an eggbeater, whisk or corkscrew? Something has to be done.
Has someone, inapropriately, likened you to a kitchen utensil? If so, then you may want to join your kitchen dwelling pals at the
1st Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assult Group.
At the AKUAG no-one is 'different' or 'special' we're all HUMAN BEINGS      
It doesn't matter if you don't have much food preparation experience, just a sense of humour and willingness to be a part of the whole recipe.

We dont have a web page - yet. Sry. Check the kitchen notice board.

Your brothers await your call at:
spatula@linuxfreak.com

Sincerely,

Grand overlord Spatula      

Supreme Mega-Overlord Spatula
"...perfect for serving"
       
=1st Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assualt Group=

[This message has been edited by Spatula (edited 02-29-2000).]

[Minotaur]

Does this apply to those of us who feel like a toilet cleaning utinsil?  

Mino

[Spatula]

Kitchens are a place of hygiene Minotaur!

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Overlord Spatula,
1st Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assult Group

[This message has been edited by Spatula (edited 01-16-2000).]

[Tern]

So what yer saying is... If I change my handle to Fork, I can join?  I only ask cause I constantly feel like I'm Forked over in here.

"Live to FLy, Fly to Fight, Fight to Live!"

[Grater]

It takes time to make your way to the top draw from the bottom, but I made it.

So now that I am here...lets cook!  

[Spatula]

Wow, the kitchen now is graced with a quality Grater. Imagine the Culinary delights that could be whipped up!
Without getting caught up too much in the excitment, we must remember that a kitchen is never complete and thus must still be on the lookout for more utensils.

PS - we are remarkably short of cookware.

Calling all cookware...

[Ripsnort]

LOLOL!!! ROFLOL!!! Funny thread!

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Brian "Ripsnort" Nelson
-Rip1- VF-101 Grim Reapers (RET)
"There is no reason anyone would
want a computer in their home."
   Ken Olson, president, chairman and
founder of Digital Equipment Corp.,1977

[Spatula]

Dont let my silly talk deter you, i am quite serious about setting a new sqaud. You dont necessarily need to change your handle - would be cool tho if we were all named as utensils tho  
At the moment we have:

- Spatula (myself) I've been playing AH since the start of Beta. Used to play under the handle Azriel. I've done alot of WB H2H and offline play. I'm mainly a fighter pilot, but will hapily do buff runs, and gooney runs, or gunner.

- Ladle (workmate) Been playing AH for a month or so now. He comes from a Jet sim background.

- Grater (another workmate) he's just started in AH, another Jet lad  

So if ya keen, i normally fly Rook, sometimes knight.
We need bomber pilots, gunners, fighter pilots etc.
My plan is to provide a quick and small group to quickly capture neglected feilds or just to provide CAP support, sweeps etc.
We all Live in NZ and we are GMT+13:00 in the summer(nov-feb) and GMT+12:00 in rest of year.
Pilots from all over the globe are welcome  



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Overlord Spatula,
1st Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group

"... 10 Me-109s out of the sun..." Aces High, Iron Maiden.

[europe]

I don't have an active account yet (still try ing to work out a few tecnical issues) but, when I do, I wold be honored to be the first GINSU in the drawer

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OOOO...that's gonna leave a mark!

[Spatula]

Allrighty  
Nothing cuts through lead pipes and tomatoes lika a Ginsu  

LOL....

Give me yell when your online  
Im normally around from 10:30p - 12:30a most nights (Local Time - NZ)

<S> Ginsu  

[Rebel]

Hey, I had a nickname in high school..."Cleaver", 'cuz that's all I'd use in home-ec....'cuz that's all that ma uncle would use.  

Does this count for something, Grand Overlord Spatula?

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-Rebel 487th Lil' Bastards

System:
PIII 450
160mb 100mhz SDRAM
Diamond Monster MX300 (sound)
Diamond Viper V770 TNT2 Ultra 32mb (video)
(controls follow)
TM F-22 Pro (stick)
TM F-16 TQS (throttle)
TM Elite Pedals (rudder)

[SIFTER]

O.K. I've had the name for 2 years while in WB. I'm in a squad but are there honorary memberships? I know that I'm not in kitchens that much anymore  . Making big chunks into fine powder is not necessary anymore. People are to lazy to bake anymore (the bastages, the sons of biscuit eaters[pun intended]). But I go on just the same. Its fun to turn the handle and hear the cool, scratchy, screen sound. If they'd just put a useful chunk of airplane into the gaping maw a fine powder of aluminum comes out. Kids? They just don't know the joys of doing themselves?               SIFTER

[SIFTER]

Whoops! Sorry! That was supposed to be "..doing it themselves.."    

[Spatula]

Sifter - flour nowa days is perfect, no lumps, nothing... It has all sorts of 'anti-caking' agents and what not in it. So maybe sifters are becoming redundant. LOL

Hey i dont think i have ever seen you online before. You must play in those times im either working or sleepin.

Next time i see ya we can bake some Biscuits together (pun intended)  

Cya round...

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Overlord Spatula,
1st Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group

"... 10 Me-109s out of the sun..." Aces High, Iron Maiden.

[Grater]

And so our great Squadron grows!  We gonna be wippin' up a meal now boys !!!