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This has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read. I laughed for at least 20 minutes about it.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/03/03/autos/mazda6_spider_recall/index.htm?section=money_latest
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2011, 03:03:05 PM »
"Maybe they just like cars that go 'Zoom-Zoom," he said.



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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2011, 03:12:22 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 04:20:48 PM »
hhmm....how does an EVAP system work again?  :devil
Blockage of the line can prevent air from getting into the gas tank as the gasoline is used,

resulting in negative air pressure inside the tank. That can lead to a crack in the gas tank and the possibility of a fire.



hhhmmmmmm..........
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2011, 07:17:02 PM »
I once found a spider nesting in the barrel of my 22 long rifle. My parents propane gas grill lit up because spider nested clogged the fresh air inlets. This happen.

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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2011, 08:49:12 PM »
Common problem in gas fireplaces.

Spider clog.

"My fireplace won't work, can you come and fix it??"

"why yes maam, that'll be 179.95"
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2011, 09:25:12 PM »
Common problem in gas fireplaces.

Spider clog.

"My fireplace won't work, can you come and fix it??"

"why yes maam, that'll be 179.95"

if only fixing cars were that easy.
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2011, 09:27:19 PM »
if only fixing cars were that easy.

And that cheap!!
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2011, 09:28:52 PM »
« Last Edit: March 03, 2011, 09:30:26 PM by CAP1 »
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2011, 10:25:41 PM »
1 question, how did the spider get there in the first place?


Its the goverment :noid
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2011, 08:26:06 AM »
1 question, how did the spider get there in the first place?


Its the goverment :noid

because it's a vent tube. air enters the fuel tank through there. don't tell kgb that though.
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2011, 09:29:46 AM »
This is not the first time this has been an issue.  mid 90's/early 2000's Nissans were bad about this issue.  They ended up making a 'service kit' to install a screen with smaller openings at the vent line.

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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2011, 10:24:52 AM »
ok thanks
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2011, 10:26:58 AM »
This is not the first time this has been an issue.  mid 90's/early 2000's Nissans were bad about this issue.  They ended up making a 'service kit' to install a screen with smaller openings at the vent line.

but.....something blocking the vent tube can't possibly cause a problem.........nothing enters the fuel system through it, so how could it?
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Re: Spiders cause vehicle recall.....too funny to make up this one.
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2011, 11:45:26 AM »
but.....something blocking the vent tube can't possibly cause a problem.........nothing enters the fuel system through it, so how could it?

A blocked vent tube doesn't vent?


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