I may have you all beat! I got a Pilot Wound while in a Panzer.
Most annoying experience ever. Can't land, can't get back to base. Just bleeding and blacking out waiting for the end.
What I was doing was experimenting with the seating position so I could look out the peep hole. I moved it way forward and said ha, now I can see really well. About that time a spit came in and pinged me for the pilot wound.