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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2011, 09:35:19 AM »
 :rofl   :lol   :rofl   :lol   :rofl

what's really pathetic is those idiots have people believing them...  :rolleyes:
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 09:39:30 AM »
Attack of the troglodytes
 

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2011, 09:53:32 AM »
Attack of the troglodytes
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Scroll over the Hand with the No Symbol over it... I just nearly spit all over monitor.  :rofl
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2011, 09:59:26 AM »
Scroll over the Hand with the No Symbol over it... I just nearly spit all over monitor.  :rofl

Oh my...

Did you see what the hand with the line through it represents?   :rofl

It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 10:18:59 AM »
 :rofl that is one of the funniest topics ive seen for years. a part of me still wants to believe that its a beautifully constructed troll but ... but ... it appears to be real! how people this dumb make it to middle age just amazes me, in fact their survival is starting to make me question the process of natural selection ... ;)


so where does the sun-made-from-coal thing come from? Ive never encountered that before :headscratch:
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2011, 10:20:11 AM »
Oh my...

Did you see what the hand with the line through it represents?   :rofl

It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.

It means they're Liars  :lol

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 10:23:55 AM »
The one guy has a KKK avatar. Looks they got some WINNERS over there.
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 10:27:04 AM »
Oh my...

Did you see what the hand with the line through it represents?   :rofl

It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.

My theory is that 98% of the population is stupid and the remaining 2% are just idiots  :old:

I just wonder between the two categories depending on the day  :rofl
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2011, 10:27:14 AM »
It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.

You mean people so stupid they don't even note the website and forum is all satire?  ;)
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2011, 10:36:20 AM »
You mean people so stupid they don't even note the website and forum is all satire?  ;)

I thought it was obvious from the names.  'Pastor Billy-Reuben'

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I thought he chose his name well!
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 10:40:38 AM »
Guess they never heard of a lunar eclipse.
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 10:45:59 AM »
Hysterical website.

Pure genius actually, the Andy Kaufman of websites!!

I love the title of one thread:   "Easter Ham--tasty treat? or honey baked highway to hell" :rofl

Gonna read more when I get out of work--comedy gold!!
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2011, 10:46:41 AM »
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Very interesting brother, but I certainly do not understand all those numbers and stuff. It seems all too scientific for me.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :cry :cry :bhead :bhead

That's what happened with my emotions after reading it. lol.

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