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Offline 1Boner

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2011, 10:50:26 AM »
One part of the site promises: Accept Jesus as your savior and receive a Playstation 3!! :rofl :rofl

Thats some quality entertainment right there!! :banana:
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2011, 10:56:17 AM »
of course they have a youtube page.

http://www.youtube.com/user/lbcnet

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2011, 11:00:54 AM »
HAHAHA! That's hilarious. I was looking through this site and well... The whole thing is hilarious!

Check out this post on not trusting anyone who follows the evolutionist conspiracy!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4474

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Astronomers and anyone who talks about "stars"

The Book of revelations states that stars are little things which can fall to earth. (Revelations 1:16, 6:13, 8:10, 9:1, 12:4) Astronomers made up lies about them being bigger than earth and far away.


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Peleontologists and anyone who Digs up Fossils

First of all, extinct creatures don't exist in our perfect Creation, since their very extinction implies that they were not so perfect. And there are so darn many of them, of so many different kinds. Here are some creation-scientific explanations of what fossils are and how they got there:

o Dinosaurs were too big to go on the Ark, so they got buried in the mud of the Flood.

o Extinct creatures were on the Ark. They died out later.

o Fossils never were animals. They're a hoax by Satan and/or materialistic science.

o Fossils never were animals. They're a hoax by God to test your faith.
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2011, 12:16:07 PM »
That is some top quality entertainment.
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Offline Curlew

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2011, 12:42:25 PM »
See Rule #14
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2011, 02:03:46 PM »
As I read from that link I thought to myself, what a buncha whack jobs. Then I looked around at some of the other sections and began to think, oh I see now it's all satirical. Then I read a bit more, there is some funny stuff on there. Find the one about the commandments of cereal shopping.

So yup I'm putting my money on a great example of a site trolling the visitors.  :devil
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2011, 02:55:24 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I just spent the last hour scrolling though this forum, I'm tempted to make and account just to have a little fun.

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Is it really my fault that all I have are daughters? Believe me, I have tried so hard to have sons. My wife and I have had intercourse exactly twice. For every second during both despicable instances, I have thought about nothing but men.

Any site that is this intolerant and ignorant to all others cracks me up!
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Offline Curlew

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2011, 03:00:12 PM »
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2011, 03:00:54 PM »
Almost as epic as the guys raiding the PETA forum  :rofl
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Offline Imowface

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2011, 03:09:49 PM »
HAHAHAH did anyone hold the mouse over any of the Icons long enough for the description to come up?
< this one means ex-masterbaitor  :rofl
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Offline Nefarious

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2011, 03:47:36 PM »
Quote from: Imowface on March 10, 2011, 03:09:49 PM
HAHAHAH did anyone hold the mouse over any of the Icons long enough for the description to come up?
(Image removed from quote.)< this one means ex-masterbaitor  :rofl

It's been mentioned twice already above.
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2011, 04:01:15 PM »
Wow, hours of entertainment are to be found at that website. :rofl
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Offline Belial

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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2011, 04:11:53 PM »
I can't stop reading it...The pastor dude is convincing though...if you are a moron :lol

Probably the most entertaining thing on the interwebz
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2011, 04:11:58 PM »
Quote from: dedalos on March 10, 2011, 10:27:04 AM
My theory is that 98% of the population is stupid and the remaining 2% are just idiots  :old:

I just wonder between the two categories depending on the day  :rofl

I guess that would include yourself then.  :lol
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Re: The sun is only 500 miles away and it is made of coal.
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2011, 04:21:56 PM »
Quote from: kilo2 on March 10, 2011, 04:11:58 PM
I guess that would include yourself then.  :lol

In both camps
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