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Messing with Sasquach
« on: March 28, 2011, 07:08:42 PM »
I would like there to be a Sasquach, which would have the ORD of a town building, and be twice the size of a soldier.  He would generate when players would drive/walk/camp in the woods with an LOS to an enemy vehicle spawn, and be able to rip the hatch off a tank and turret it.

He would move silently until twenty meters away, then issue a blood-curdling speech and sprint at you.  The Sasquatch would act to prevent spawn camping.

When you are killed, you would see a rag-doll with a random number of body parts removed flying through the air, with the other body parts being by the Sasquatch.  All players within 6k would hear "HUMILIATION" over the radio.

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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 07:11:05 PM »
 :lol

your too funny

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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 07:16:57 PM »
I'D LOVE THIS!!! :rofl


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just picture something looking like chewie from star wars doing that voice running with his arms wagging in the air at you and exploding or something!  :banana: :rofl :rofl
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 07:25:20 PM »
I'D LOVE THIS!!! :rofl


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just picture something looking like chewie from star wars doing that voice running with his arms wagging in the air at you and exploding or something!  :banana: :rofl :rofl
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 07:29:18 PM »
I play late at night, I can only imagine the rare occasion when I up a tank to get annihilated by Sasquatch.
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 08:24:12 PM »
You need an M3 with beef jerky supplies to keep the sasquatch at bay
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 09:40:53 PM »
 :rofl :rofl This would be awesome!!! I'd hate to be in a tiger and have Sasquatch come up and disable my turret. +1 
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 04:02:05 AM »
Penguin should have kept this quiet, gotten in touch with HT to plan that one

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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 03:03:19 PM »
I like this idea. Put the big guys in the dense forest areas of the terrains (no palm trees pa'leez).
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I could see him ripping off turrets, machine guns, stopping troop trucks, and flippin' over tanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJF0cuYbYyI

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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 06:24:04 PM »
I would like there to be a Sasquach, which would have the ORD of a town building, and be twice the size of a soldier.  He would generate when players would drive/walk/camp in the woods with an LOS to an enemy vehicle spawn, and be able to rip the hatch off a tank and turret it.

He would move silently until twenty meters away, then issue a blood-curdling speech and sprint at you.  The Sasquatch would act to prevent spawn camping.

When you are killed, you would see a rag-doll with a random number of body parts removed flying through the air, with the other body parts being by the Sasquatch.  All players within 6k would hear "HUMILIATION" over the radio.

-Penguin

 :rofl  I love this idea.   :aok

                               

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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 06:28:15 PM »
 :rofl

That pic is a classic
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 09:03:21 PM »
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2011, 06:18:51 PM »
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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2011, 06:20:36 PM »
+1
id love to see a panther have its gun ripped off...

also i like that pic u got coogn!

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Re: Messing with Sasquach
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2011, 07:07:11 PM »
The tech is already in place to create a "smoke monster" as seen in lost.

Just have the train (without the actual train graphic) show up and zero in on spawn campers general area and start going back and forth like mowing a lawn.

If they don't move when it comes down the line it is "mowing" and they are sitting on said line, they get flipped over.

If they move, they are safe until the next time the pattern dictates the train comes through where they are.

You can also replace the sound file with Kraftwerk's Trans Europe Express or the smoke monster sound.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 07:18:54 PM by icepac »