Holmes, moot, dedalos you're right, I am a know it all

. I deserve every spanking I get on here- just to warn you though, you guys are my role models (i.e. Skuzzy, moot, Holmes, Moray, mtnman

). Thanks for teaching me how to write more fluently, and helping me debate against opponents with three times my frontal lobe

. I should ask more questions, though, so I'll start with this one. Who is Steve Carrel, and why would I want to suceede him?
It's funny that you mention philosophy class though, there is no such thing at my school. I'm self taught (in that regard, I'm no truant!). The problem is that my ideas typically run into prejudice, ignorance, or patriotism which defies logic (ex. We can just nuke everyone else). The other thing is that my teachers get ticked off when I ask too many questions, so I've tried to restrain myself. If questions are what you want, however, I'd be happy to oblige.
Here are my questions, so that I may glean something from your vast stores of knowledge:
What information is being destroyed by these black holes, and how?
Can you enlighten me with regards to m-theory, I know it involves membranes in the 11th dimension formed by the strings and super-strings, but what else can this theory do?
With regards to the below:
I think many people share dunnrite's interpretation, Penguin. You're the first teenager I've ever met that I wish would try and act like one. Go outside, get in trouble, chase some girls...
WARNING, I'M ABOUT TO SPILL MY SOULThere is no-one but the dog-walkers outside. I can't get in trouble, I have a future to think about. Chasing girls will only end with broken hearts for all involved, and probably some sort of lawsuit against me. Furthermore, I don't think that it could ever end well- I'm a cruel, lying, perverted slob. If a girl actually did like me, I'd refer them to a mental institution.
-Penguin