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Offline Curlew

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Thank god for Duct tape
« on: April 04, 2011, 04:56:12 PM »
Duct tape is one of the most important inventions of the 20th century.
 
During a private "fly-in" fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left bait in the plane.
 
And a bear smelled it. This is what he did to the plane.
 
The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic.
 
He patched the plane together, and FLEW IT HOME!



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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2011, 05:24:53 PM »
I remember reading this before. There is nothing that duct tape can't fix!  :aok

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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2011, 05:34:39 PM »
I remember reading this before. There is nothing that duct tape can't fix!  :aok

Yea, it was posted on here about a year or two ago.  still funny and amazing that they could still fly it. 
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 06:20:40 PM »
Gorilla Tape puts duct tape to shame though.
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 06:46:00 PM »
haha epic win
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 06:56:57 PM »
Gorilla Tape puts duct tape to shame though.

I never saw anything special in it. It is duct tape that is black and has the word "Gorilla" on it.

To the OP: That's just another reason to carry a few rolls with you at all times.  :aok
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 06:59:55 PM »
I never saw anything special in it. It is duct tape that is black and has the word "Gorilla" on it.


onyl tape ive ever pulled off the wall and taken paint with it..in less then 5 minutes.  :P
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 07:00:39 PM »
onyl tape ive ever pulled off the wall and taken paint with it..in less then 5 minutes.  :P

Pictures or it didn't happen. :P
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 07:04:43 PM »
Pictures or it didn't happen. :P
gotta find the spot.. then take a picture with a camera...idk where thast happens to be. then i gotta up load it and post it. could be waitin a while fer this pic  :bhead
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2011, 07:39:44 PM »
Duct tape has it's moments, but gaffers tape is where it's at for the wildest and craziest things you'll ever seen done with tape.
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2011, 08:09:18 PM »
Notice that the rifle isn't back in its case until the plane is almost ready for take off. :bolt:
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2011, 09:20:49 PM »
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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2011, 09:23:07 PM »
I don't feel good about this at all! LOL

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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2011, 08:10:07 AM »
Southwest Airlines might need to order few cases.

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Re: Thank god for Duct tape
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2011, 08:52:27 AM »
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