oh come off it.... 
this one
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now that is totaly 80's man! Nowadays it's more of a Braveheart look 
I just have it pulled back

HAHA, I totally feel sorry for any guy one of your daughters decides to bring home to meet Dad! Actually, if you know it's going to happen... Please get video!
ya Ive scared the crap outta the kids that want to date them already
a couple of them after they met me, decided they didn't want to date them, I figure if they will still want to date them after they meet me, they may be worthy....
one day I had to go to the school, when my girls got home they were telling me that at lunch the topic Everyone was talking about was the very scary looking guy that came to school today, then my girls realized it was me they were talking about

nice pics, the emperor scorpion was teh best!
(get another scorpion! they are amazingly awsome and uberly cooler than a penguin...)
I agree they are awesome

ever see them under a black light?
Get a penguin! We're cute and cuddly and love to swim!
-Penguin
penguin's are very cool creatures