Id take Von Messa and his whole Philly thing, I've seen pictures and all...
As for Bruv and a free ride, comeon down to Tennessee us hillbillyuns will give'm a ride he won't soon forforget. He'll be spit moonshine fir for sure. Bruv, we'll even take you a honkytonk in Nashville. We luvs good company. And dems Southern women for real, none of those clap infested Yankee women. Haha
Boo