I guess this chick is "famous" for having the most friends in Facebook, a distinction kind of like declaring yourself a human garbage dump, willing to accept anything. In any case, I couldn't help but be tickled to find that Tila was recently victimized by another group of bottom-feeders, the Juggalos.
Apparently, she was warming up for an appearance by the Insane Clown Posse (snrk, snrk) and was given the royal treatment by the thuggish clown-faced adherents of the band, aka "juggalos". This involved the latter pelting Tila with sharp chunks of metal, human urine and feces and finally, catapulting an entire watermelon full of human fecal matter at the stage.
Now, never mind that Tila ended up looking like a soiled and beaten street ho from this little incident. Forget that - after all, who gives a damn about her?
No, far more interesting is the fact that there are grown men out there who wear clown-face makeup and store their crap for a week so that they can smuggle it into a concert inside a watermelon. Who would do such a thing?
In any case, I thought you all might like that story, for it is both heartwarming and a commentary on the fine state of American youth.
