I got my dad some depends and a jar of preparation h for his 60th birthday. We thought it was funnier than he did.
There must also be a flyable computer available for Nefarious to do FSO. So he doesn't keep talking about it for eight and a half hours on Friday night!
Wtg HT , 50 years - wow , prepare for sleepless nights, and nasty diaper changes coming to a bathroom close to you