I thought this was going to be pretty funny considering it was our favorite whiner by private messenge once again lol. I was going to post it in the PM section but being it is a long story , figured it would be better to post as new subject. I won’t say any names but I am sure everyone knows who I am talking about. I have several films in which this conversation with him was taking place, and it was pretty long all together so I didn’t bother with any screen shots. Quick story on how it started was pretty simple. The Bish were rolling bases and I shot down two goons. I got into a great 1vs1 with a NIK on the deck. I got ho’ed by the NIK and lost some parts. We were in a TnB fight, and here comes Mr.Subject and picks me. I was a little annoyed but wasn’t mad. I just ask him why does he always pick and never, never wants to fight. This is our conversations during the course of the three films (all together about 60 minutes long) He avoided lot of my questions and came up with some stuff from left field as you will be able to read. Some of the longer ones I just put as one big one on here so it takes up less space.
(First Film)
Me: Surprise, surprise, I really wanted to finish that fight with that NIK
Him: I thought I would introduce myself <S>
Me. I figured it was you the moment I saw you dive in to steal his kill, plus I noticed you were flying around and waited until I was busy.
Me-200: Great fight NIK, too bad “ “ had to pick as usual
Me: So leads me to ask you, why do you always pick and never actually fight?
Him: I was protecting the goons bud. Could care less who you are <S>
Me: Funny, because I already killed two of them, engaged in great fight with that NIK, then you decide to “protect” goons…yeeeah lol
Him: Be good Bro <S>
Me: Avoiding my question I see. Anyway, looking for you
(Second Film)
Didn’t catch his response.
Me: Well if you actually fight
Him: What makes you think I don’t fight?
(Almost ruined my screen spitting out soda at this question)
Him: How long have you been playing this game?
Me: Long enough to know how to actually fight. I win some, I lose some. But considering you just pick each sortie, can you say the same

Me: Oh, and everyone; Knights, Rooks, Bishops and even some of your own squad mates know you don’t lol
Me: Should I go on, or have you came up with some sort of denial?
Him: Sure, but come with something accurate or factual
Me: LOL well even your own squad mates and country pretty much proved my ‘accurate facts’ to you
Me: But hey, its okay, you and I know you rarely fight, and just pick.
Him: This isn’t the DA bro…it’s free for all
Me: True, no argument there, however…
Him: Well, that’s my point
Me: I see, well my point too, grow a pair and keyword there, and TRY to fight instead of just pick.
Him: I graduated furballing a decade ago
Him: What’s your definition of pick? Having Alt?
Me: Well if AH ever comes out with a dicitionary, the word “picker” would have your picture on it lol…But seriously, killing someone already in a fight; especially if they have someone on their six. And I’ve seen you do that plenty of times too.
• I saw some cons coming in and noticed they were 51s so I figured that had to be him and his squaddie. His squaddie was about 13.0 and Subject was at 17.K. The highest knight was at 8.1K and I was at 4.1K. So it started off at maybe 3 vs. 2. I was still trying to get some alt all while this conversation in this film is going on.
Him: Do you think that in WWII they separated into 1vs1 Fighting?
Me: LOL yes, they did, plus I had a relative who was a fighter in that war.
Me: So do you think you are actually going to lose something like your life in actually fight in here?
Him: Dude, I’ve beaten the best this game as to offer!
Me: B/Zing and picking doesn’t count.
Him: And you know what? Didn’t need a SPIT either <S>
Him: You better believe it does! Lol
• I am at 7K and he is still at 17.1K, circling around for easy pick
Me: Okay, I noticed you have avoided lot of things I have asked or said, but what does a SPIT have anything to do with this conversation?
Him: The Fencing arena is that way <S>
Me: Okay, well all I want to see is you actually fight, particular me
Him: I fought you already and I shot you down
Me: lol wow, selective thinking there? I was already fighting that NIK and you got me good when I was low, slow and missing lot of parts. Fighting a NIK or any other Japanese plane OTD isn’t easy thing to do.
• I worked my way up and I was little bit higher than the rest of the knights who were low on fuel and ammo so I told them I will keep them busy. As I was engaging Mr.Subject decides to turn away, leaving his buddy at the misery of my guns. After I quick kill, I knew exactly that it was Mr.Subject. Here is where it gets interesting:
Me: I know that is you I am chasing. It is just you and I we can have a 1vs1…
• He completely ignores me and continues to run to his nearby Vbase. I had feeling his was telling his squadmates or someone that he needs help and to get wirble ready. When I looked at the film, sure enough, there was. While I am still chasing him, I am peppering his plane at D800. I finally was able to pw’ed him within icon range of his friendly GV. Although I didn’t know it until looking at the film, I noticed seconds before I pulled away, I shot off half his left wing. About maybe two or three minutes later, he crashed and I got revenge. Story doesn’t end just yet though….
Him: <S> I remember my 8th career kill too LOL
Him: I thought you wanted 1vs1 LOL
Me: I knew that was you, I told you it was me so we could have 1vs1 and you refused and ran to your vbase. I’m not even going to say anything about you running. However, I have the film to show you though just in case the shock of reality of it causes you to blow a gasket.
Him: Lesson learned: You have to have alt and squaddies or B/Z.
Me: LOL you came in at least 15K and with help. All that time I was close to the deck trying to climb to the fight. When I got there, I got your squad mate while you ran for it. The other guys were on their way to land and even when I called you out, you kept on running. So it didn’t seem to bother you when it was 2vs2 originally.
Me: Plus you can’t get mad at me for you not turning around for an actually fair fight.lol
Him: Tell you what, we will take 17 next, see you there?
Me: Of course, and I been recording this for the whole conversation, just for the joy of your shanguins lol.
(End of Film)
The next film we didn’t say anything to each other, especially because he knows I called his bluff and he lost face. I wasn’t able to make it to 17 before it fell because I kept getting jumped (no bad endings for me) so I knew eventually him and his buddies would be back. Sure enough, some time later big horde came in. I was trying to get to this 190 that I suspected was Mr. Subject (looking at film, I was right) and he was attached to a Tempest (his squad mate)‘s hip pocket and wouldn’t come out unless it was to try to pick or vulch someone. He tried several times on me but failed. Biggest fail of all that he did was when I was trying to land, I was able to tower about a second before he shot. I pictured he was cussing up a storm on his vox about that one.
Great times I’m telling you lol