I went to the strip club a few weeks ago. I was sitting at the stage admiring this dancing with an abnormally large adams apple do her thing. She was directly opposite me on the stage and bent over to collect another fellas dollar and I happened to notice "AH Training Corp" tattoed on her left buttcheek. Since I was already drunk I called her over, slipped a 5er in her garter belt and said "I didn't know you worked here Lew." The strange thing is her stage name was "Corky". 
Jeez the truth is out about Jr then

If only you folks had seen Lew back in her younger days in Airwarrior. With those glass cockpits, the fishnets and the heels....talk about a conga line behind her 38