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Offline phatzo

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Don't tell the navigator too much
« on: May 09, 2011, 01:14:48 AM »
The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The nav replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the nav replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."
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Offline Killer91

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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 12:02:33 PM »
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 12:08:54 PM »
naviguesser.  :aok
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 01:28:31 PM »
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2011, 02:16:38 PM »
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2011, 02:17:00 PM »
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 02:44:06 PM »
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2011, 02:46:24 PM »
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2011, 03:12:22 PM »
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2011, 06:26:27 PM »
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Offline Phoenix 7

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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2011, 09:03:50 PM »
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Offline MachFly

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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2011, 03:17:58 AM »
Quote from: phatzo on May 09, 2011, 01:14:48 AM
The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The nav replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the nav replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."

A pilot can survive without a navigator, a navigator can not survive without a pilot   :old:
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 06:54:55 AM »
Quote from: MachFly on May 10, 2011, 03:17:58 AM
A pilot can survive without a navigator, a navigator can not survive without a pilot   :old:
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 09:17:57 AM »
Navigators are no longer used in Commercial flights.
That's how old that joke is....  :old:
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Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2011, 01:24:13 PM »
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