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Offline Ninthmessiah

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Pimp my ride!
« on: May 18, 2011, 03:24:38 AM »
Historical accuracy and realism is overrated. Wishlist...

1.   Pimp my ride:  I want my pink spit9 to have spinners and hydros that make it bounce on the runway. I want limousine tinted glass canopies.  I want to be able to buy custom skins with my perk points from some sort of custom skin shop.  The tips of my wings should have streamers.  I want neked ladies on my flaps like truck drivers have on their mud flaps.  I want dice that hang the wrong way when I roll inverted.  I want a magnetic hula girl too. 

2.  This game is racist:  I want Japanese pilots in the Japanese planes that yell "Yokuatsu roku!" instead of "Check six."  I want black pilots that yell "Break yo' self!" instead too.  Or how about "Überprüfen Sie sechs!"?

3.  Sunglasses:  The sunglare is ridiculous.  Didn't pilots have sunglasses in WWII?

4. Damage report on GVs like planes have.

5. Pilot Wounding:  I hate the way its modeled.  It's annoying.  A pilot wound should start a black hue, similar to a light G load,  at the edge of your screen that slowly engulfs your entire screen as you die.  Kind of like how it would happen in real life.  None of this passout/wakeup/passout/wakeup nonsense.

6.  Halloween:  On Halloween, I want to be able to fly the Batplane from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  I want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Or at least do an awesome hammerhead against the backdrop of the moon.  To keep things historically accurate, this plane should have 4 .50s and be succeptible to small arms fire.  And while I'm dreaming, why not have the Batmobile on halloween too?  I'd prefer the Batmobile from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  You know, the one with grenades for lugnuts.

7. Vomit:  If you roll your plane needlessly for an insanely ridiculous amount of time, your pilot should puke. And it should show the way blood spatter currently shows.

8.  I really want the Batplane!

7. But why stop at Halloween?:  Can we have a sleigh on Christmas?  Can I ride on the back of Falcore on Easter?

9.  Nukes:  You should be able to buy nukes with 1,000,000 perk points.  This nuke should be capable of destroying the city and its surrounding factories. 

10.  Man, the Batplane would be so awesome!:  Other MMOs have holdiday events.  Just sayin.

11.  Bases:  This game has way too many bases in some of the larger maps.  I started playing in Feb. of this year [2011].  Maybe there was a time when all these bases were needed, but as of now, it just makes for boring flight times.

12.  Desert Maps:  Why are there no North African Desert maps?  Wasn't there some fighting done in the desert?  Such a map would not be flat, it would have rolling dunes that would be difficult to ditch on.

That's it for now.  Let's focus on getting the Batplane ready by halloween.

Messiah out.

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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 04:44:49 AM »
Or how about "Überprüfen Sie sechs!"?


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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 05:01:06 AM »

Must be a drunk German... or an enemy imposter  :noid

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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 06:30:12 AM »
3.  Sunglasses:  The sunglare is ridiculous.  Didn't pilots have sunglasses in WWII?

They wore goggles.

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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 06:35:33 AM »
I think skuzzy will eventually pimp your exit strategy  :bolt:
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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 06:39:01 AM »
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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 06:50:14 AM »
I see summer vacation started
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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 06:54:16 AM »
I like 5 & 7

I changed my check 6 sound to a japanese one ^^

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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 07:03:36 AM »
hmm...that list was INtresting.

#5 and #7

maybe #1

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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 08:55:05 AM »
I think he wants a bat plane... I'll see if I can skin something for you to fly offline to keep you happy.

Number 5 is kind of a good idea but I like the way it is set up now so that you can actually land your plane if you get a pilot wound.

I have no clue why they haven't put sunglasses (sun goggles, same difference) in the planes yet.

I completely support the Nuke idea but make it 2M points instead (won't have to deal with those 10 year vets who have racked up perks)

I also like the idea of a desert map, it does get a little boring flying when all the maps look the same other than base locations and the occasional mountain.

As for the Santa, one of my squadies told me that there already is a Santa in game on xmas but I have never seen it so I can't confirm.

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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 09:54:49 AM »
amazing how someone who started in february has all the answers...must be squeaker time again  :rolleyes:


#2 you can do yourself...just ask around, there are sound packs with everything but homey yellin break yo self...aside from the fact that comment alone is racist, educate yo self.

#3 nothing new, just don't fly with the sun at direct 12...sunglasses or tinted goggles wouldn't help much in that case anyway.

#4 the way pilot wounds work though annoying, is fine the way it is...could be more granular rather than always fatal after 10 minutes...never been wounded so i have no frame of reference what it should look like...and i'm willing to be neither have you.

#7 aside from a hangover or sickness, why would a pilot vomit during a violent aerial maneuver? and why would it be bloody?
you have the number 7 twice by the way...

#9 yeah right...  :rofl

#11 obviously you haven't been around long enough to understand most of the dynamics of main arenas...ask more questions before coming up with what you believe to be "brilliant ideas". look at the maps that cycle through the main arenas carefully and you will see some reason to the rhyme.

#12 you want desert terrain, here ya go...http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/board,61.0.html


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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 10:44:04 AM »
Historical accuracy and realism is overrated. Wishlist...

1.   Pimp my ride:  I want my pink spit9 to have spinners and hydros that make it bounce on the runway. I want limousine tinted glass canopies.  I want to be able to buy custom skins with my perk points from some sort of custom skin shop.  The tips of my wings should have streamers.  I want neked ladies on my flaps like truck drivers have on their mud flaps.  I want dice that hang the wrong way when I roll inverted.  I want a magnetic hula girl too.  

2.  This game is racist:  I want Japanese pilots in the Japanese planes that yell "Yokuatsu roku!" instead of "Check six."  I want black pilots that yell "Break yo' self!" instead too.  Or how about "Überprüfen Sie sechs!"?

3.  Sunglasses:  The sunglare is ridiculous.  Didn't pilots have sunglasses in WWII?

4. Damage report on GVs like planes have.

5. Pilot Wounding:  I hate the way its modeled.  It's annoying.  A pilot wound should start a black hue, similar to a light G load,  at the edge of your screen that slowly engulfs your entire screen as you die.  Kind of like how it would happen in real life.  None of this passout/wakeup/passout/wakeup nonsense.

6.  Halloween:  On Halloween, I want to be able to fly the Batplane from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  I want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Or at least do an awesome hammerhead against the backdrop of the moon.  To keep things historically accurate, this plane should have 4 .50s and be succeptible to small arms fire.  And while I'm dreaming, why not have the Batmobile on halloween too?  I'd prefer the Batmobile from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  You know, the one with grenades for lugnuts.

7. Vomit:  If you roll your plane needlessly for an insanely ridiculous amount of time, your pilot should puke. And it should show the way blood spatter currently shows.

8.  I really want the Batplane!

7. But why stop at Halloween?:  Can we have a sleigh on Christmas?  Can I ride on the back of Falcore on Easter?

9.  Nukes:  You should be able to buy nukes with 1,000,000 perk points.  This nuke should be capable of destroying the city and its surrounding factories.  

10.  Man, the Batplane would be so awesome!:  Other MMOs have holdiday events.  Just sayin.

11.  Bases:  This game has way too many bases in some of the larger maps.  I started playing in Feb. of this year [2011].  Maybe there was a time when all these bases were needed, but as of now, it just makes for boring flight times.

12.  Desert Maps:  Why are there no North African Desert maps?  Wasn't there some fighting done in the desert?  Such a map would not be flat, it would have rolling dunes that would be difficult to ditch on.

That's it for now.  Let's focus on getting the Batplane ready by halloween.

Messiah out.

1. I think AH is not for you.

2. You can do that yourself.

3. Technically you can put those on yourself as well.

4. It's been there for as long as I remember.

5. Are you speaking for experience? Because I have no idea what it looks & feels like when your slowly die, in my opinion what HTC did is realistic.

6. I think AH is not for you.

7. Those are pilots in those planes, not kids. If you think you would not hangle it don't fly inverted for so long and don't pull Gs, or you can try vomiting yourself  :D.

8. Already done, but you can't fly it.

9. I think AH is not for you.

10. I think AH is not for you.

11. I think AH is not for you.

12. They are there, just not used in MA.


SQUEAK!  :rock



Seriously though, try searching for forums for your ideas. Most of them were already asked, and we do get alien space ships & flying sharks from time to time.
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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2011, 11:15:25 AM »
12 - you should have been there last FSO
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Re: Pimp my ride!
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 11:43:35 AM »
Historical accuracy and realism is overrated.
I think AH is not for you.
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