Going back to the video he posted, since this tread is derailed to hell and back, the first time I watched this video I happened to be alone in the dark and it scared the living hell out of me. Watching it again though I find it quite funny and well done.
Same here, that alien, I almost snapped off a log when jumped through the door. RaptorDude, about the girlfriend; you've got plenty of time, it's not like the world will end if you don't have one. I know that there's a girl out there who will like you, (one likes me, but she's butt ugly) regardless of your popularity (unless you're just flirting to get laid, and that's cool too, just remember to wear a condom

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-Penguin
EDIT: FORGOT MY DANCING BANANA, COMPLETELY MY BAD, FLAME AWAY TO YOUR HEARTS DESIRE, I SURRENDER!