Alien prank soil your pants funny

[F22RaptorDude]

Same here, that alien, I almost snapped off a log when jumped through the door.  RaptorDude, about the girlfriend; you've got plenty of time, it's not like the world will end if you don't have one.  I know that there's a girl out there who will like you, (one likes me, but she's butt ugly) regardless of your popularity (unless you're just flirting to get laid, and that's cool too, just remember to wear a condom).

-Penguin

I seem to forget when I became a crazy sex nut?  But I can see how people would think that cause thats what they think of teens.but  When I mean I want a decent girl, I want a sweet and caring girl who doesn't care what people think of her( being a little cute wouldn't hurt either). But you don't find em like that anymore, or at least not where I go to school at. 

[Penguin]

Not true, you probably have unrealistic expectations of what she ought to do/be.  First of all, if you want one who doesn't care what others think of her, go look in the art room after school (next year), there you will find all manner of creepy and shy girls who don't care what others think of them.  It's where I got my start, but when I realized that they were screwed up (i.e. abuse, alcoholic parents, neglect), I ran for it.  Remember, real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

One big note, a little bit of confidence goes a long way, if you're not confident, she'll feel quite uncomfortable and nervous.  Oh, and a mantra for life: who dares, wins.

-Penguin

[F22RaptorDude]

Not true, you probably have unrealistic expectations of what she ought to do/be.  First of all, if you want one who doesn't care what others think of her, go look in the art room after school (next year), there you will find all manner of creepy and shy girls who don't care what others think of them.  It's where I got my start, but when I realized that they were screwed up (i.e. abuse, alcoholic parents, neglect), I ran for it.  Remember, real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

One big note, a little bit of confidence goes a long way, if you're not confident, she'll feel quite uncomfortable and nervous.  Oh, and a mantra for life: who dares, wins.

-Penguin

message me, I don't want these old men knowing about my dating life

[skorpion]

Not true, you probably have unrealistic expectations of what she ought to do/be.  First of all, if you want one who doesn't care what others think of her, go look in the art room after school (next year), there you will find all manner of creepy and shy girls who don't care what others think of them.  It's where I got my start, but when I realized that they were screwed up (i.e. abuse, alcoholic parents, neglect), I ran for it.  Remember, real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

One big note, a little bit of confidence goes a long way, if you're not confident, she'll feel quite uncomfortable and nervous.  Oh, and a mantra for life: who dares, wins.

-Penguin

my first girlfriend was neglected and abused, but she wasnt a creep. in fact she was kinda cool! but then i realized she wasnt my type after a while and i dumped her. she got pissed and dropped the "f" you every time she passed me in the halls about 4 months after we broke up.

message me, I don't want these old men knowing about my dating life

i dont blame you kinda odd having 40+ year old guys checking in on that. then they think your some sex-driven machine when you want a "decent" girl. kind of the mindset of those guys im guessing

[F22RaptorDude]

my first girlfriend was neglected and abused, but she wasnt a creep. in fact she was kinda cool! but then i realized she wasnt my type after a while and i dumped her. she got pissed and dropped the "f" you every time she passed me in the halls about 4 months after we broke up.i dont blame you kinda odd having 40+ year old guys checking in on that. then they think your some sex-driven machine when you want a "decent" girl. kind of the mindset of those guys im guessing

Same thing happened to my friend, he didn't want to get hurt or hurt her, she cussed him out for the first 2 months after they broke up, and she sent her friends to harass him

[Penguin]

HEY!  I'm not forty, I'm just take jokes too far.

-Penguin

[skorpion]

HEY!  I'm not forty, I'm just take jokes too far.

-Penguin

  i never said you were, i meant the other guys.

[F22RaptorDude]

  i never said you were, i meant the other guys.

haha you make it seem like their all 70 year olds who spend their time touching and being around young children? Like Herbert from Family guy 



But a note to anyone else who reads this we aren't referring to any of you in a bad way. Just clarifying

[skorpion]

haha you make it seem like their all 70 year olds who spend their time touching and being around young children? Like Herbert from Family guy 

no i never meant it like that.

[F22RaptorDude]

no i never meant it like that.

Okay then! 

[gyrene81]

I seem to forget when I became a crazy sex nut?  But I can see how people would think that cause thats what they think of teens.but  When I mean I want a decent girl, I want a sweet and caring girl who doesn't care what people think of her( being a little cute wouldn't hurt either). But you don't find em like that anymore, or at least not where I go to school at. 

well hell raptordude...i think i can get this one to call you



i'm sure she's a "decent, sweet, caring girl"...it's obvious she doesn't care what people think of her.

[Penguin]

That which hath been seen cannot be unseen.  I am scarred for life.

-Penguin

[F22RaptorDude]

That which hath been seen cannot be unseen.  I am scarred for life.

-Penguin

There was a picture wasn't there? 

[Tyrannis]

man, this board is a horrible place for a kid growing up to be. 

[skorpion]

man, this board is a horrible place for a kid growing up to be. 

how so? ive seen worse.