Author Topic: Boating School  (Read 2889 times)

Offline Vudak

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4819
Re: Boating School
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2011, 10:16:49 AM »
Penguin, I would imagine it would depend on the state, and whether or not anyone is willing to honor your foreign certificate.  You could save yourself some headaches and sign up for a 1-day safe boating class.  It'll give you a license people have actually heard of, and isn't all that expensive. 
Vudak
352nd Fighter Group

Offline Penguin

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3089
Re: Boating School
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2011, 10:20:31 AM »
Hmm, I suppose.  I'll do it for sure, just to have another piece of cool looking paper to show the harbor master.  It's just that I can go for helmsman over there in about 4-5 years.  That'll let me do even more, and then the rank of sea captain and icebreaker captain.

As for the question of the tanker, yes, I can.  It says any boat with or without mechanical propulsion inland.  That includes supertankers.

-Penguin


Offline Golfer

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6314
Re: Boating School
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2011, 11:08:52 AM »
I don't have to look at your "license" to tell you that you can't captain a super tanker.

I hate to tell you but you couldn't even run a fishing charter outfit on a US registered 20' john boat with whatever the heck you have.

Google "OUPV" and see what you find.

Offline Penguin

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3089
Re: Boating School
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2011, 11:45:24 AM »
There must be something I missed, argh!  It doesn't seem to say anything about size limitations on the card though.  I must be mistaken, there isn't much on it.  It seemed to good to be true.

-Penguin


Offline Rash

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 982
Re: Boating School
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2011, 01:02:02 PM »
Just remember, don't suck at being el captain and have a great time.

rash.
The UNFORGIVEN

Offline ozrocker

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3640
Re: Boating School
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2011, 06:37:06 PM »
I don't have to look at your "license" to tell you that you can't captain a super tanker.

I hate to tell you but you couldn't even run a fishing charter outfit on a US registered 20' john boat with whatever the heck you have.

Google "OUPV" and see what you find.
  QFT :rofl :rofl a 2 week course for 40,000 ton ship


                                                                                        <S> Oz
Flying and dying since Tour 29
The world is grown so bad. That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.- Shakespeare
 
30% Disabled Vet  US ARMY- 11C2H 2/32 AR. 3rd AD, 3/67AR. 2nd AD, 2/64 AR. 3rd ID, ABGD Command TRADOC, 1/16th INF. 1st ID

Offline Penguin

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3089
Re: Boating School
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2011, 06:44:03 PM »
I don't see what's funny, though, I check the liscense and it oddly forgets to put any sort of limitation.  I'm serious, even I'm astounded.

-Penguin

Offline Halo46

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1155
Re: Boating School
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2011, 06:49:43 PM »
Your license is always good here at Hobo's used Tables!




Used to fly as Halo46, GRHalo, Hobo and Punk at the end.

Offline Golfer

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6314
Re: Boating School
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2011, 06:53:58 PM »
I don't see what's funny, though, I check the liscense and it oddly forgets to put any sort of limitation.  I'm serious, even I'm astounded.

-Penguin

I have a pilot certificate that doesn't put any limitations that I cannot fly the space shuttle. I guess I will head on down to Kennedy and make Atlantis' last flight a real crowd pleaser.

Offline ozrocker

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3640
Re: Boating School
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2011, 07:06:06 PM »
LMAO!

                                                                                                <S> Oz
Flying and dying since Tour 29
The world is grown so bad. That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.- Shakespeare
 
30% Disabled Vet  US ARMY- 11C2H 2/32 AR. 3rd AD, 3/67AR. 2nd AD, 2/64 AR. 3rd ID, ABGD Command TRADOC, 1/16th INF. 1st ID

Offline Penguin

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3089
Re: Boating School
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2011, 07:16:33 PM »
Oops, I didn't mean to say that I was  qualified to be the skipper of a tanker, just that my liscence didn't say that I couldn't be.  Me?  At the helm of a super tanker?  You're right, I am a screw loose!  :rofl

-Penguin

Offline phatzo

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3734
      • No Crying
Re: Boating School
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2011, 08:30:42 PM »
was Mrs Puff your instructor at boating school?
No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

Offline Dadano

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 714
Re: Boating School
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2011, 09:10:34 PM »
It sounds like you want to do something like a barefoot charter. You simply go to the charter company and 'checkout' with the Fleet Captain. Prior to taking your group out by yourself, the FC will get you orientated with the boat then you will demonstrate to him that you can handle the boat out of the slip and out on the open water. He will take note of your navigational knowledge and overall seamanship/competence and make the call as to whether or not the company lets you helm the boat.  It is usually pretty informal depending on the size of the boat.
Dano
Army of Muppets

"Furballing is a disease, and we are the cure... Oink."
-Twitchy

Offline Meatwad

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12881
Re: Boating School
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2011, 09:12:15 PM »
was Mrs Puff your instructor at boating school?

Beat you  ;)
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Dragon

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7055
      • AH JUGS
Re: Boating School
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2011, 07:57:35 AM »
I have a pilot certificate that doesn't put any limitations that I cannot fly the space shuttle. I guess I will head on down to Kennedy and make Atlantis' last flight a real crowd pleaser.


 :rofl :rofl
SWchef  Lieutenant Colonel  Squadron Training Officer  125th Spartan Warriors