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Offline Wolfala

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1000 landings
« on: May 24, 2011, 08:12:16 PM »
A friend bothered to count. How do you celebrate?


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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 08:13:34 PM »
How do you celebrate?

With the 1001st take off of course!  Flying is its own reward!

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Offline RedDg

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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 08:46:23 PM »
I've heard that if your # of landings = # of takeoffs, then you're a good pilot.

Congrats Wolfala  :rock

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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 09:06:04 PM »
I've heard that if your # of landings = # of takeoffs, then you're a good pilot.

Congrats Wolfala  :rock

Wasn't me, but thinking I need him to look at 1000 fat chicks as penance


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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 09:35:02 PM »
I have not though about it yet, got only 417. Drink I guess...

How do you celebrate your first 1000 hours?
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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 09:48:46 PM »
I celebrated my 200th landing last week. How did I celebrate? I ate some chinese food.

edit: I didnt address the issue. Tell your friend to eat some chinese food.
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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 10:00:11 PM »
I need him to look at 1000 fat chicks as penance

Are they naked?

What?  It's an important distinction!   :bolt:

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Offline Wolfala

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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 10:13:04 PM »
I have not though about it yet, got only 417. Drink I guess...

How do you celebrate your first 1000 hours?

Dunno,

Think I was getting laid and never bothered to notice.


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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 10:50:26 PM »
Are they naked?

What?  It's an important distinction!   :bolt:
Thats a sickening thought right there...  :bolt:
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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2011, 12:55:57 AM »
hmmm gettin close to 200 hundred hours as a back seat driver. Havent decided how to celebrate yet a good shot of Johnny Walker Blue label is a nice start.

You might try something along those lines.  ;)
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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 11:23:10 AM »
I have no idea how many landings I've done.  My suggestion would be drink until you have no idea how many drinks the two of you have consumed.

Thats a sickening thought right there...  :bolt:

Because it's not a guy?  Or is this some sort of overcompensation mechanism attempt at humor to gain approval from an audience by stating something you perceive to be the popular thing to say?

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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 03:37:39 PM »
I have no idea how many landings I've done.  My suggestion would be drink until you have no idea how many drinks the two of you have consumed.

Because it's not a guy?  Or is this some sort of overcompensation mechanism attempt at humor to gain approval from an audience by stating something you perceive to be the popular thing to say?

You'd bang any chick that would have you.  We know that even if you won't admit it.

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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2011, 06:21:02 PM »
What's a landing? :headscratch:
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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2011, 06:30:28 PM »
Some things never change...

Just thinking the same thing myself.
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Re: 1000 landings
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 08:16:38 PM »
What's a landing? :headscratch:

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