Author Topic: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons  (Read 617 times)

Offline Curlew

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1280
6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« on: June 01, 2011, 11:50:26 AM »
For those of you who don't waste your time on Cracked.com, So I bring to you a article you might enjoy:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19220_the-6-most-badass-weapons-ever-improvised-in-battle.html
It is I, Ens. Pulver! And I have just thrown your palm tree overboard!
Quote from: Helm
The best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff:    $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$

Callsign---Curlew

Offline KgB

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1238
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2011, 05:41:58 PM »
Quote
In the dark days of WWII (the part before America moseyed on in and just totally saved everybody, all by themselves, no foolin')
  :bhead
"It is the greatest inequality to try to make unequal things equal."-Aristotle

Offline Wolfala

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4875
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2011, 07:25:24 PM »
In 1940, a man named David Stirling came up with a plan to fight the Nazis in North Africa: Drive American Willys Jeeps hundreds of miles across uncharted desert while evading Axis patrols, sneak up on a Luftwaffe Airfield in the middle of the night, and wreck the place on foot. Nobody said it was a good plan. It's like somebody went through an actual strategy and replaced every instance of the word "tactical" with "balls out."
But astoundingly, it worked fine, for a bit. 

Eventually, though, the Germans upped the security on their airfields. So the SAS took a cue from Compton, and incorporated the mother of all drive-bys. They'd take up to half a dozen heavy machineguns pilfered from Allied aircraft, and strap them to their jeeps, resulting in these wildly over-powered, cartoonish gun platforms: That is a vehicle comprised entirely of guns, ammo, gas, water and poor impulse control. 

Not even radiator grills survived the strip down. Using these old-timey Twisted Metal characters, Stirling and company would tear bellybutton past an Axis airbase in the dead of night, all guns blazing with tracer rounds, and presumably high-five as the world exploded around them. After that it was just a matter of getting as far away as possible before the remaining ground attack aircraft could get airborne. Hopefully they saved their turbo power-ups, instead of making the rookie mistake and just grabbing all the fireballs.


the best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff:    $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$

Offline tokenjo

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 91
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2011, 08:41:00 PM »
That was a interesting read, i think that guy shooting the tank sniper rifle probably needed a new rotator cup.   Sooooo ... When are we gona get it?   

Tokenjo

Offline M0nkey_Man

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2254
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2011, 09:33:03 PM »
That was a interesting read, i think that guy shooting the tank sniper rifle probably needed a new rotator cup.   Sooooo ... When are we gona get it?   

Tokenjo
mount it on the SH33P
FlyKommando.com


"Tip of the dull butter knife"
delta07

Offline oakranger

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8380
      • http://www.slybirds.com/
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2011, 10:37:41 PM »
The Drip Rifle is intresting. 
Oaktree

56th Fighter group

Offline tassos

  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 656
      • Free Warbids Arena
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2011, 11:08:15 PM »

Wifeack Weapon very very mean grrrrrrrrrrrrrr :bolt:
Living Aces High from Sep 1999 as ATZE,MrROX,and from Feb 2000 as tassos
Quit: OPEN /Google:48°58'22.40"N 10°8'15.30"E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69CquvLHgY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMCq22Vpa18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXsVxFycRZo
Aces High be a part...

Offline Rob52240

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3770
      • My AH Films
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2011, 12:12:33 AM »
If I had a gun with 3 bullets and I was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, Saddam and Zipp...  I would shoot Zipp 3 times.

Offline Rob52240

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3770
      • My AH Films
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 12:17:43 AM »
I liked this one too.  The idea was to make a police car so cheap that the city can afford to wreck it in a high speed chase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxz0hQErE0k

How about The M65 280mm Atomic Cannon - Nuclear Artillery Test
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goMNAxFqGbk
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 12:25:25 AM by Rob52240 »
If I had a gun with 3 bullets and I was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, Saddam and Zipp...  I would shoot Zipp 3 times.

Offline allaire

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1239
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 08:20:17 AM »
Atomic Annie was an awesome piece of hardware but it did have a major drawback.  It couldn't throw the weapon far enough to keep the crew from being irradiated; still cool though.
"I drank what?" -Socrates

Offline MrRiplEy[H]

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11633
Re: 6 Crazy Improvised weapons
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 10:05:44 AM »
Heh interesting view on history on the last account: "The brits were too far to supply weapons and the russians didn't give a damn"

Considering the russians made a pact with the nazis to split and share poland.
Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. –W. Clement Stone