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Offline 5anders

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A officer just knocked on my door...
« on: June 07, 2011, 10:20:39 PM »
He told me my dogs were chasing people on bicycles.  I told him that was impossible because my dogs don't own bicycles.
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Offline phatzo

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2011, 10:25:46 PM »
I had the same trouble with my monkey but I found his stash of bikes in the yard.
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Offline TOMCAT21

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2011, 10:29:04 PM »
 :lol
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Offline Seraphim

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 11:12:37 PM »
Good one  :aok
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Offline LThunderpocket

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 03:50:16 AM »
lol.the other day i was jogging at a trail with my fatigues on before work.a cop stopped me and asked if i had camped out there.
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 08:55:53 AM »
Quote from: LThunderpocket on June 08, 2011, 03:50:16 AM
lol.the other day i was jogging at a trail with my fatigues on before work.a cop stopped me and asked if i had camped out there.

Did you ask him why..... were GVs spawning or something?
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Offline dedalos

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 09:25:11 AM »
Quote from: LThunderpocket on June 08, 2011, 03:50:16 AM
lol.the other day i was jogging at a trail with my fatigues on before work.a cop stopped me and asked if i had camped out there.

Always there when there is no need to be there  :lol
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Offline MiloMorai

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 10:43:20 AM »
Quote from: 5anders on June 07, 2011, 10:20:39 PM
He told me my dogs were chasing people on bicycles.  I told him that was impossible because my dogs don't own bicycles.

Good thing you answered the door in under 2 seconds or they would have come in with guns blazing.
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Offline Bronk

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2011, 10:54:37 AM »
Quote from: MiloMorai on June 08, 2011, 10:43:20 AM
Good thing you answered the door in under 2 seconds or they would have come in with guns blazing.
heh lucky it wasn't me they were chasing. Then the officers would be informing him to come clean up his dogs.
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Offline LThunderpocket

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2011, 12:45:32 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on June 08, 2011, 08:55:53 AM
Did you ask him why..... were GVs spawning or something?

LOL i told him i was just out there jogging before work.I told him he was more then likely to search the wooded area for a tent.he didnt say much after that.if theres a next time i will definantly ask him if GVs were spawning out there
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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 06:15:27 PM »
Was it the secret service?  :noid
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Offline Reaper90

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 10:43:48 AM »
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Offline 5anders

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 01:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 08, 2011, 06:15:27 PM
Was it the secret service?  :noid

  :lol No my dogs are smart enough not to talk about government conspiracies.  They are dogs after all, not trolls.
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Offline cpxxx

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 06:33:17 PM »
I want to live in an area where the cops have nothing to do but knock on people's doors and complain about their dogs and eat doughnuts. Not the dogs, just the cops.
Actually I do now that I think of it.
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Offline F22RaptorDude

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Re: A officer just knocked on my door...
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2011, 04:55:07 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :aok
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