eHarmony FAIL: I just love cats

[flight17]

Check out her other two videos, this is one funny girl.  She is Cara/Kara too you know!   She sure sank the hook into a bunch of you guys.

i only found the cara/kara one... didnt see a third....

The cara/Kara on is posted in my first response on the first page.

[Penguin]

Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin

[M0nkey_Man]

Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin

I think they have medicine for that

[phatzo]

Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin

most serial killers start with small animals when they are young.

[Penguin]

Sadly, my research was never properly funded, and my pest control inventions did not come to fruition.  I also experimented with active pest control in the form of six to seven man safaries, but it did little to control the threat.

-Penguin

[Penguin]

most serial killers start with small animals when they are young.

Hmm, people, now you're talking.

-Penguin

[grizz441]

Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin

I would love to see a treatise performed on youtube in regards to this most worthy subject matter.

[Penguin]

It was a joke- though admittedly sick and twisted; I would never trust myself around a contraption like that.  The closest I came to killing anything was pegging a cat with a pellet gun.  This does not require a treatise.

-Penguin

[grizz441]

This does not require a treatise.
-Penguin

Treatise! treatise! treatise! <bangs fork and knife on dinner table>

[Penguin]

Oh man, I should have never used that word...   I can already tell that this will plague me for many months.

-Penguin

[grizz441]

 

Treatise on the regret of using the word treatise?

[DrBone1]

  sorry im late 

[Penguin]

Treatise on the regret of using the word treatise?

I surrender!



-Penguin

[flight17]

Ah cats, I hate cats.  In fact, at my fifth grade invention convention, I created a device to catch cats.  As I remember, it was called the 'Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher'.  It was a fence with narrow set and very rough rope.  I had to turn it in before I added the four inch nails though.  The next part of my plan was to hook it up to an electrical outlet with copper wire and make it into an electric fence.

My other idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Krusher.  It was a simple deadfall device, with catfood blocked by a tripwire.  When the cat would break the tripwire, it would release the deadfall and, I as always marketed it:

"From cat to splat, just like that!"

My final idea was the Krispy Kitty Kat Kooker.  It was designed around a similar idea as the Krispy Kitty Kat Katcher, but it would use a box with cat food, with a pressure plate that controlled a bottle of gasoline that would be shot through an atomizer and lit with an electrode.

I was a messed up kid- and I still entertain the idea today (though now I know better than to cook, crush or catch cats).

-Penguin

sounds like a good PETA forum topic to me...

[Penguin]

May the troll be with you, young padawan.

-Penguin