Kids say...

[Penguin]

Absolutely, read this one from my little brother when he was 8 (whose jokes once made him sound like he was high on LSD):

"Beavril, it's a mixture of beaver, and roadkill."

-Penguin

[phatzo]

Did he keep it in a shoe box?

[Penguin]

The proverbial LSD, or the Beavril?

-Penguin

[phatzo]

Beavril

[Penguin]

No, he just made that up.  Like I said, he sounded like he was high on LSD back then.

-Penguin

[clerick]

At a funeral, and as the people are giving their condolences a guy says "I'm sorry for your Loss," to which a kid pipes up, "she's not lost.  She's up there in the box!"

[Raptor]

Your son is showing excellent situational awareness.  He has heard about zombies.  He is probably a bit frightened by the concept.  Upon entering an area where he believes zombies may be present, he immediately works to locate any possible threats.

Way to go!  

Get that boy an Aces High account for his next birthday!

Forget AH, he shows signs of being a competent member of the party after the zombie apocolypse happens.

[AAJagerX]

I know it's not a funeral situation, but...   My youngest brother, when he was about 8 (17 now) was in line at the grocery store with my mom one afternoon.  He had spent the day before outside by the pond, and got really chewed up by chiggers.  The next day, there they are, in the checkout line when he starts scratching his legs like a madman.  My mom asks "Grant, what's wrong?"...  His reply (quite loud) was...  "Mom, my (replace ch in chiggers with N) are itching!". 

I wasn't fortunate enough to be there, but apparently the people in line to check out were a bit surprised to say the least.  I know it's terrible, but I would've collapsed with laughter if I had been present.

[allaire]

I believe I would have made a spectacle of myself if I heard that.  Of course I'm a terrible person.