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Offline BigR

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Apology...
« on: June 16, 2011, 01:57:44 PM »
i want to apologize. For years I have been telling people I work in IT and sit behind a desk all day.... That is a total lie. In reality, I have been in the Delta Navy Seals SAS team 1337 killing high profile eco terrorists for the CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, and AARP. Seeing as how most of my missions are covert, I am only allowed to use my bare hands as weapons. I am also a 25 year old Power lifter.

I truly apologize for duping you for so many years. I have no excuse. I hope that you can forgive me.
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Offline GNucks

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 01:59:11 PM »
I see you.
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Offline JOACH1M

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 01:59:34 PM »
I'm going to it back and watch this troll :bolt: :noid
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 02:01:47 PM »
Quote from: BigR on June 16, 2011, 01:57:44 PM
i want to apologize. For years I have been telling people I work in IT and sit behind a desk all day.... That is a total lie. In reality, I have been in the Delta Navy Seals SAS team 1337 killing high profile eco terrorists for the CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, and AARP. Seeing as how most of my missions are covert, I am only allowed to use my bare hands as weapons. I am also a 25 year old Power lifter.

I truly apologize for duping you for so many years. I have no excuse. I hope that you can forgive me.

You are so amazing in a nonchalant kind of way. :P
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Offline Westy

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 02:04:14 PM »
and he's got the biggest "R" I've ever seen written
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Offline Bear76

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 02:09:40 PM »
AARP, the postal terrorists. Spamming old people's mailbox's. Nuke 'em  :rock
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Offline Shuffler

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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2011, 02:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Bear76 on June 16, 2011, 02:09:40 PM
AARP, the postal terrorists. Spamming old people's mailbox's. Nuke 'em  :rock

lol I actually joined AARP back when I turned 50. Quit when they did nothing but political crap. Found they had nothing but a socialist agenda.
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Offline Bear76

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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2011, 02:18:45 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on June 16, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
lol I actually joined AARP back when I turned 50. Quit when they did nothing but political crap. Found they had nothing but a socialist agenda.

50?? Corky said your voice just changed?  :D
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Offline Shuffler

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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 02:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Bear76 on June 16, 2011, 02:18:45 PM
50?? Corky said your voice just changed?  :D

That was last week :p
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Offline Guppy35

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2011, 02:59:10 PM »
Quote from: BigR on June 16, 2011, 01:57:44 PM
i want to apologize. For years I have been telling people I work in IT and sit behind a desk all day.... That is a total lie. In reality, I have been in the Delta Navy Seals SAS team 1337 killing high profile eco terrorists for the CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, and AARP. Seeing as how most of my missions are covert, I am only allowed to use my bare hands as weapons. I am also a 25 year old Power lifter.

I truly apologize for duping you for so many years. I have no excuse. I hope that you can forgive me.

I suppose you are going to now tell me you don't have a statue at that V base you defended with your life that night too.

All my illusions shattered in one fell swoop!  IT guys are my real heros too. I looked up to you for all these years!  How could you!?! :cry
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Offline STEELE

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 03:07:32 PM »
The only thing AARP is good for is after ya chug down a Pepsi, AARP!
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Offline IrishOne

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2011, 03:09:13 PM »
i wish i could forgive ya bigR, but i feel so lost now!   my world has been turned upside down by this shocking newz!  :cry
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Re: Apology...
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2011, 03:20:30 PM »
Quote from: IrishOne on June 16, 2011, 03:09:13 PM
i wish i could forgive ya bigR, but i feel so lost now!   my world has been turned upside down by this shocking newz!  :cry

Irish told me he played for the Packers, but after he tweeted a pic too me, I realized he also played for the Jets and retired with the Vikings.
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Offline IrishOne

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Re: Apology...
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2011, 03:21:37 PM »
Quote from: Assi29 on June 16, 2011, 03:20:30 PM
Irish told me he played for the Packers, but after he tweeted a pic too me, I realized he also played for the Jets and retired with the Vikings.

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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2011, 03:26:07 PM »
Silat told me he was actually a dude once but I didn't believe him.

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