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Offline Maverick

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Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« on: June 19, 2011, 12:56:00 PM »
A 92-year-old man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, my wife, who is 18, is expecting a baby." The doctor said, "Let me tell you a story. A man went hunting, but instead of his gun, he picked up an umbrella by mistake. And when a bear suddenly charged at him, he pointed his umbrella at the bear, shot at it, and killed it on the spot." The old man replied, "Impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!" Replied the doctor, "My point, exactly!"


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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 12:58:09 PM »
ok now that's hilarious...
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 12:58:30 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl good one :aok
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 01:00:00 PM »
I'm not sure I got this right, but:

The old guy didn't knock up his eighteen year old wife, another man did.

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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2011, 01:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on June 19, 2011, 01:00:00 PM
I'm not sure I got this right, but:

The old guy didn't knock up his eighteen year old wife, another man did.

-Penguin
Bingo,  there is hope for you yet Penguin
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2011, 01:07:50 PM »
Hahahahaha


Wtg penguin!
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2011, 01:18:27 PM »
I really don't see how that is offensive.  I guess you could stretch it and say that you're calling her a slut, but those kinds of girls exist (and I've had the pleasure dancing with them :devil).

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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2011, 01:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on June 19, 2011, 01:18:27 PM
I really don't see how that is offensive.  I guess you could stretch it and say that you're calling her a slut, but those kinds of girls exist (and I've had the pleasure dancing with them :devil).

-Penguin
the idea that it might be offensive was likely based on your reply to the mother in law joke.

how do you assume to know a girl is a "slut" just by dancing with her?   :headscratch: obviously can't be much of one if all she did was dance.
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 02:08:35 PM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on June 19, 2011, 01:53:35 PM
the idea that it might be offensive was likely based on your reply to the mother in law joke.

how do you assume to know a girl is a "slut" just by dancing with her?   :headscratch: obviously can't be much of one if all she did was dance.

No, I knew that they were sluts beforehand, and then I danced with them.  To put it poetically: it was glorious.

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2011, 02:13:18 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on June 19, 2011, 02:08:35 PM
No, I knew that they were sluts beforehand, and then I danced with them.  To put it poetically: it was glorious.

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ok, i know i'm going to regret asking this but...how did you "know", first hand experience or second hand rumor?
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 02:31:06 PM »
Dang, someone beat me to it
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 02:59:16 PM »
A bit of both, really.  It wasn't hard to tell, she'd dirty dance with one guy, then another, then another.  There were so many of them that it was like an all-you-can-eat buffet.  I got around ten, and everyone in my school was very surprised.  I'd get remarks like (I kid you not)

Hey man, I heard you were running show last night
How many did you grind?
Did you hear about him at Semi?

It was great.

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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2011, 03:00:34 PM »
 :headscratch: :huh
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 03:25:34 PM »
Wow, there is hope for him. Penguin, you've made me see that you still can't judge a book by reading the first couple of chapters.
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 03:30:50 PM »
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