Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread

[Belial]

No, I knew that they were sluts beforehand, and then I danced with them.  To put it poetically: it was glorious.

-Penguin

So all you got was a dance from a known hussy?  Need to work on your game lol

[Penguin]

No, no, I didn't say that.  I danced with all the hussies I knew, and then moved on to the rest.

-Penguin

[gyrene81]

penguin, you are a male chauvinist. you based a girls reputation on the way she dances and second hand rumor. just because a girl will do the dirty grind on you while dancing, it doesn't mean she's an easy slut. and young male teens will say almost anything so other male teens will envy them.

[Maverick]

I think the next thread I start I'll just say no aquatic birds need click it.
 

[gyrene81]

I think the next thread I start I'll just say no aquatic birds need click it.
 

   

you know we're going to give him a hard time...his foot must really taste good for him to keep putting it in his mouth. 

[Penguin]

penguin, you are a male chauvinist. you based a girls reputation on the way she dances and second hand rumor. just because a girl will do the dirty grind on you while dancing, it doesn't mean she's an easy slut. and young male teens will say almost anything so other male teens will envy them.

No, I'm not.  It wasn't second hand rumor.  It wasn't the dancing, either.  These were junior and sophmore girls, I'm a freshman, and not very studly either.  They did it to absoultely every guy that came by them, and I've met them outside as well.  By no means do I condemn them for this- it was a blast!  Not all of them did it, though.  Most just stood around chatting, just like many of the guys.

Furthermore, I did not disparage, denigarate or disrespect these girls.  No meant no, and if they didn't want to, I stopped there.

Define bragging.  Is bragging making stuff up?  Or is it overstating something that is of lesser importance?  What I've said is true, but perhaps I overdid it.

-Penguin

[Meatwad]

I think the next thread I start I'll just say no aquatic birds need click it.
 

Flight capable or flightless?

[gyrene81]

Furthermore, I did not disparage, denigarate or disrespect these girls.  No meant no, and if they didn't want to, I stopped there.

-Penguin

evidently your idea of disparage, denigrate and disrespect is different than everyone else.

No, I knew that they were sluts beforehand, and then I danced with them.
-Penguin

A bit of both, really.  It wasn't hard to tell, she'd dirty dance with one guy, then another, then another.

-Penguin

chauvinist
       

[F22RaptorDude]

  I can't remember how long ago it was since I heard that.

[Penguin]

evidently your idea of disparage, denigrate and disrespect is different than everyone else.


chauvinist
       

I shouldn't have bitten this trollbait:

So all you got was a dance from a known hussy?  Need to work on your game lol

How he managed to get me to dig myself into such a hole, I'll never know for sure.  This is my best guess:

I tried to defend the fact that I had dirty danced, but then realized that in calling them sluts I was acting like a pig without knowing.  Now I realize that I've been insulting them all this time, in fact incorporating it into my arguments like it was just another word.  It wasn't my intention to insult them at all, it was the perfectly laid trollbait that managed to get me to use the word slut.  Epic fail on my part.

This is why I've only won a single game of chess in my entire life.  I treat landmines like teddybears.  Man, these last few days have been brutal- I haven't won a single debate and I've managed to steep myself in thirty feet of turd.  Now, I've become an accidental chauvanist and look like a fool.

-Penguin

[F22RaptorDude]

I shouldn't have bitten this trollbait:

How he managed to get me to dig myself into such a hole, I'll never know for sure.  This is my best guess:

I tried to defend the fact that I had dirty danced, but then realized that in calling them sluts I was acting like a pig without knowing.  Now I realize that I've been insulting them all this time, in fact incorporating it into my arguments like it was just another word.  It wasn't my intention to insult them at all, it was the perfectly laid trollbait that managed to get me to use the word slut.  Epic fail on my part.

This is why I've only won a single game of chess in my entire life.  I treat landmines like teddybears.  Man, these last few days have been brutal- I haven't won a single debate and I've managed to steep myself in thirty feet of turd.  Now, I've become an accidental chauvanist and look like a fool.

-Penguin

Sometimes all you need to do is put the lol face and laugh with the joke and not ask questions or question the logic Thats whats digging your hole

[Penguin]

Exactly.

-Penguin

[B-17]

everyones happy now 

[Penguin]

Another day, another defeat.

-Penguin

[B-17]

learn from them. its what i (try) to do