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Offline Meatwad

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Twilight
« on: June 19, 2011, 07:29:12 PM »
Everytime I see the Mrs watching those horrid movies I want to take an icepick to my brain. I swear they are worse then Pearl Harbor with Affleck, Waterworld, and Garbage Pail Kids movie combined  :bhead :bhead
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 07:33:45 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 19, 2011, 07:29:12 PM
Everytime I see the Mrs watching those horrid movies I want to take an icepick to my brain. I swear they are worse then Pearl Harbor with Affleck, Waterworld, and Garbage Pail Kids movie combined  :bhead :bhead
Its funny cause I saw Edward at six flags last Tuesday, or a double  :headscratch:


Anyway I hear you man, my mom watches them all the time with my sis when I load the dishwasher and eat dinner. Me and my dad often eat in a different room. As for Pearl Harbor, It would have been a better movie had romance not been thrown in as with any non Disney movie.
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 07:39:27 PM »
Yep yep. Every movie does NOT need a love interest/romantic subplot in it.

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Re: Twilight
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 07:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 19, 2011, 07:39:27 PM
Yep yep. Every movie does NOT need a love interest/romantic subplot in it.


Hard core action is the name of the game.  :D
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2011, 07:58:03 PM »
hey, fellas without the love plot some of the action would not have been possible. anthony and cleopatra, samson and delilah, helen of troy, arthur and gueneviere, butch cassidy and etta place, bill clinton and...wait, nevermind.

now back to our regular programming...
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2011, 08:14:47 PM »
Blasphemy I say! Did Blazing Saddles have a love plot? NO! (not counting the little skirt with Lili von Shtupp, too insignificant to count)
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2011, 08:17:08 PM »
I'd disagree that every love subplot is a sellout.  A romantic interest, if well done, can greatly flesh out the characters and increase the tension.

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Re: Twilight
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2011, 08:21:34 PM »
system ready...

enter search query

"Twilight movie"

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secondary search engine failure

data conversion module failure: 1-9,457

primary data flow management system failure

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Thanks a lot Meathead!!! :furious  :bhead :furious  :bhead :furious
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 08:22:16 PM »
Quote from: Mar on June 19, 2011, 08:21:34 PM
system ready...

enter search query

"Twilight movie"

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primary data flow management system failure

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Thanks a lot Meathead!!! :furious  :bhead :furious  :bhead :furious
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2011, 08:30:56 PM »
I bet Penguin is team Jacob
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 08:42:39 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 19, 2011, 08:14:47 PM
Blasphemy I say! Did Blazing Saddles have a love plot? NO! (not counting the little skirt with Lili von Shtupp, too insignificant to count)
blasphemy did you say? STAR WARS


good thing you didn't reference airplane (auto pilot got a lot of attention), spaceballs (princess vespa and lone starr, or barf), hot shots (topper harley and ramada thompson or kowalski), young frankenstein (a lot of shenanigans in that one), naked gun (a lot of shenanigans in that one too), pink panther...and the list goes on.

and penguin is correct...hell even from paris with love, crank, transporter, bourne trilogy and the expendables had some sort of "romantic interest" that served as a catalyst for all of the ensuing mayhem.
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Re: Twilight
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 08:47:00 PM »
All I'm going to say is Edward rocks!

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Re: Twilight
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2011, 08:49:48 PM »
Team Edward all the way. Scissorhands.

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Re: Twilight
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 08:53:57 PM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on June 19, 2011, 08:42:39 PM
blasphemy did you say? STAR WARS


good thing you didn't reference airplane (auto pilot got a lot of attention), spaceballs (princess vespa and lone starr, or barf), hot shots (topper harley and ramada thompson or kowalski), young frankenstein (a lot of shenanigans in that one), naked gun (a lot of shenanigans in that one too), pink panther...and the list goes on.

and penguin is correct...hell even from paris with love, crank, transporter, bourne trilogy and the expendables had some sort of "romantic interest" that served as a catalyst for all of the ensuing mayhem.

yeah but how many of them went like this " hey you're a vampire!  cool, let's make out and get the werewolf jealous since he doesnt make a move on me"  :rofl

I read the book and it was not bad up until when the so called hunter vampire gets killed in like 3 seconds.  that was so much like the writer having the lack of imagination about how a super vampire should die.  

i took my daughter to see the movie when she was a teenager we walked out 1/2 way into it.  my daughter was so upset about the movie being a disappointment that she herself asked for a refund.

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Re: Twilight
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 09:47:28 PM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on June 19, 2011, 08:42:39 PM
blasphemy did you say? STAR WARS


good thing you didn't reference airplane (auto pilot got a lot of attention), spaceballs (princess vespa and lone starr, or barf), hot shots (topper harley and ramada thompson or kowalski), young frankenstein (a lot of shenanigans in that one), naked gun (a lot of shenanigans in that one too), pink panther...and the list goes on.

and penguin is correct...hell even from paris with love, crank, transporter, bourne trilogy and the expendables had some sort of "romantic interest" that served as a catalyst for all of the ensuing mayhem.

Dangit, now I need to get out my Mel Brooks movies and start watching them
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