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Offline Muzzy

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Wife got me Battle 360
« on: July 02, 2011, 09:12:30 AM »
Best unexpected present ever!  :rock

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Offline Muzzy

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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 09:54:24 AM »
On the other hand, she has a tendency to back-seat fly:

"Shouldn't you dodge that guy?"

"How come you missed?"

"This is boring. When are you going to shoot something?"

"Why is that Chewie guy so bossy?"

"Are you sure you want  to do this in real life?"
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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 10:26:26 AM »
All mine gives me is grief
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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2011, 10:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Meatwad on July 02, 2011, 10:26:26 AM
All mine gives me is grief

Ouch. :( Is it really true?

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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2011, 01:25:51 PM »
Yep, 9 months worth
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Offline Penguin

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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 01:41:52 PM »
Oh, I see. :lol The miracle of life, has its, less miraculous parts.

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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 02:26:34 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on July 02, 2011, 01:41:52 PM
Oh, I see. :lol The miracle of life, has its, less miraculous parts.

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Hmm, those less miraculous parts shouldn't be needed unless the better part has complications and there's danger of premature birth. You sure this isn't just her excuse to avoid it for 9 unnecessary months?  ;)
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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2011, 07:20:45 PM »
 :confused: :headscratch: :uhoh

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Offline Killer91

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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2011, 11:34:47 PM »
Quote from: MrRiplEy[H] on July 02, 2011, 02:26:34 PM
Hmm, those less miraculous parts shouldn't be needed unless the better part has complications and there's danger of premature birth. You sure this isn't just her excuse to avoid it for 9 unnecessary months?  ;)

Quote from: Penguin on July 02, 2011, 07:20:45 PM
:confused: :headscratch: :uhoh

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Hahahaha that went so far over his head that I LOL'd
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Offline Plawranc

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Re: Wife got me Battle 360
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 05:53:28 AM »
Well considering both heads are small targets killer you are probably just laughing at the sheer stupidity of the concept rather than the actual occurrence right?
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