Dear God,
I have a special offer for you today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga* AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber* for the whopping price of only ONE Cliff Burton! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Cliff Burton!
But wait!-
If you bring back Cliff Burton within the next 30 minutes, you also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers* with it!
*Talent Not Included.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gghcQpv30kk