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Offline Wayout

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How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« on: July 05, 2011, 11:57:10 AM »
 
As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my
shampoo bottle.
 
I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body
says "for extra volume and body"!
 
Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?  Now I understand why I am so
"full-figured"!
 
Tomorrow I am going to start using Palmolive dishwashing liquid. It says right
on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
 
It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 12:15:46 PM »
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 12:33:30 PM »
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 02:54:16 PM »
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 03:00:52 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl win  :aok
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Quote from: hitech on January 25, 2012, 04:01:23 PM
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 03:46:34 PM »
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 04:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Wayout on July 05, 2011, 11:57:10 AM

As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my
shampoo bottle.
 
I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body
says "for extra volume and body"!
 
Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?  Now I understand why I am so
"full-figured"!
 
Tomorrow I am going to start using Palmolive dishwashing liquid. It says right
on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
 
It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!



This is funny!   :rofl  :aok
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Offline AceHavok

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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 04:31:30 PM »
 :rofl :rofl  :aok  :rofl
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Offline B-17

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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2011, 06:50:19 PM »
:rofl Good one wayout :aok
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2011, 07:28:25 PM »
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 07:32:32 PM »
Quote from: MarineUS on July 05, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl win  :aok
:furiousyou stole my post! jk lol 
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2011, 12:54:40 AM »
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Quote from: hitech on January 25, 2012, 04:01:23 PM
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2011, 11:13:25 AM »
Quote from: Wayout on July 05, 2011, 11:57:10 AM

As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my
shampoo bottle.
 
I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body
says "for extra volume and body"!
 
Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?  Now I understand why I am so
"full-figured"!
 
Tomorrow I am going to start using Palmolive dishwashing liquid. It says right
on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
 
It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!


 ok.....THAT is funny!  :rofl :aok
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2011, 08:16:53 PM »
 :rofl :rofl



must be Head and Shoulders he uses...
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Re: How Could I Have Been So Stupid?
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2011, 08:32:34 PM »
My only memories of palmolive are of me getting me mouth washed out with it for saying foul language.

That dermassage stuff is the WORST TASTING STUFF EVER!

Had it done so much I can just smell it and tell you what brand it is and maybe even the color too.

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