Dear HiTech,
Just because you found "Happie Birfday" spelled out in candy corn stuck on with super glue on the bathroom mirror is no reason to fire staff.
Just because instead of a large cake and ice cream all you got the last few slices of cold pizza in the break room that said "Happ" and "le" spelled in pepperoni is no reason to lower salaries.
Just because the only gift you did get was a Webster Dictionary, it's not personal. It was given with LOVE!
Happy Birthday.
PS. I'm not a narc or rat or anything but I found a partial bag of candy corn in the lower left drawer of Skuzzy's desk.
