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Offline Dichotomy

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An announcement to all car salesmen
« on: July 16, 2011, 06:49:35 PM »
July in Texas is hot.  Like 103 degrees hot.  Telling me that the car I specifically told you was not what I was looking for has heated seats is not a selling point.  Just saying.

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Offline Melvin

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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2011, 06:53:19 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2011, 07:03:38 PM »


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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2011, 07:11:22 PM »
But what if you need to drive to Canada next Christmas? Just saying!
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2011, 07:31:34 PM »
See Rule #14
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2011, 07:45:02 PM »
See Rule #14
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2011, 07:48:53 PM »
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2011, 08:02:12 PM »


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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2011, 09:22:09 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on July 16, 2011, 06:49:35 PM
July in Texas is hot.  Like 103 degrees hot.  Telling me that the car I specifically told you was not what I was looking for has heated seats is not a selling point.  Just saying.



that's pretty funny.

 back in 83, when i bought my gl with a 5 liter in it.......the salesman kept trying to tell me i wanted an escort. i told him i didn't. he repeated, and refused to show me any mustangs.

 i let loose with a flurry of stuff i can't type here, and left. it got worse when the tard chased after me to try to STILL convince me i wanted en escort.  :rolleyes:
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2011, 11:19:25 PM »
See Rule #14
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2011, 03:54:37 AM »
Oh but haven't you heard the theory? Melting ice caps flood the ocean with fresh water, shutting down the North Atlantic Current (not entirely sure how), which would lower the temperature of the North atlantic by several degrees. Dis is serous chit  :noid.

In case you can't tell, I'm making fun of the people who freak out over climate change.
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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2011, 05:36:55 AM »
See Rule #14
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Offline Masherbrum

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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2011, 10:04:06 AM »
Global warming is a nemesis to today's society.
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Offline rogwar

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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2011, 10:34:50 AM »
Quote from: Masherbrum on July 17, 2011, 10:04:06 AM
Global warming is a nemesis to today's society.

I believe it's now called "climate change".
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: An announcement to all car salesmen
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2011, 10:53:46 AM »
somehow this thread made an unexpected left turn  :lol
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