An announcement to all car salesmen

[CAP1]

it's supposed to be warming, not getting colder. just ask gore if you dont believe me.

semp

nonono silly!! the warming effect melts the ice caps, which in turn brings cooler ocean temps, which in turn cools the atmosphere, thus warming is the cause of cooling. according to those making massive money off of it, because they're very good at convincing stupid people of it. 

[CAP1]

Global warming is a nemesis to today's society.

they sidestepped dood. it's called climate change now. and it's gonna kill us all if we don't stop it. 

[Tank-Ace]

Thank you CAP1, and semp, you may wish to change your sig  .

And Masherbrum, the people making those statments are making money because of it. Take what they say with a grain of salt the size of Rhode Island. Not to say climate change isn't real, but I (personally) don't think its as bad as all that. Bear in mind that around the turn of the 19th century we were in the middle of ice age (sort of).

[grizz441]

[CAP1]

Thank you CAP1, and semp, you may wish to change your sig  .

And Masherbrum, the people making those statments are making money because of it. Take what they say with a grain of salt the size of Rhode Island. Not to say climate change isn't real, but I (personally) don't think its as bad as all that. Bear in mind that around the turn of the 19th century we were in the middle of ice age (sort of).

four words.........


 it's the sun stupid. 

[Becinhu]

You'll regret not getting the heated seats the next time your bum is cold in the car...just sayin.

[Masherbrum]

Regardless, it really is a nemesis.

[MrRiplEy[H]]

See Rule #14

[CAP1]

FYI the Golf stream is moving billions of gallons of warm water north constantly. This has a warming effect on the climate. Finland is at the same level as Alaska and we enjoy much more pleasant climate here due to the Golf stream. Our climate is also very volatile for the very same fact, wind shifts and it can drop 10-20 degrees c.

The Golf stream is partly initiated by the slowly melting polar caps. The cold water from the ice sinks in the bottom and creates a cold stream that flows to the equator. When the water warms up it rises closer to the suraface and migrates back north, causing the stream effect.

If the polar ice melts completely, there will no longer be a stream to keep us (and northern US) warm, causing a severe drop in temperature.

 you know as well as the rest of us, it's not gonna melt totally. while it's melting in one general area, it's freezing in another.

[morfiend]

somehow this thread made an unexpected left turn 

 That's because your so old you left your left turn blinker on.....heated seats...blaaaa you"d likely forget and never use them anyways!  Now auto cancling turn signals,theres a selling feature....



   



 PS: Did these seat elevate too,you know so you can see over the dash????





   

[Shuffler]

Johnny Cash would be proud.

[dedalos]

July in Texas is hot.  Like 103 degrees hot.  Telling me that the car I specifically told you was not what I was looking for has heated seats is not a selling point.  Just saying.

  Don't forget to pay them to put your VIN number on the windchill too.   

[Dichotomy]

 That's because your so old you left your left turn blinker on.....heated seats...blaaaa you"d likely forget and never use them anyways!  Now auto cancling turn signals,theres a selling feature....



   



 PS: Did these seat elevate too,you know so you can see over the dash????





   

[Tigger29]

My ex-wife needed a new car several years ago.  I told her to hit all of the car dealers in the area and just test drive everything that is out there so she can get an idea of what she likes and doesn't like.  She had only driven about three different cars in her life so I figured this would give her some idea, then she could tell me what she likes and being a mechanic, I can give her an idea of whether or not that is a good one to buy.

Anyway, she hit a Suzuki dealer (I know, I know) as she liked how the Verona looks and she was intrigued by their ten year warranty.  Being a woman most of the salesmen attacked her like a hawk and none of them would let her test drive them by herself.  Anyway she pulls off the lot with the Verona and the salesman was explaining all of the 'features' about it and all that.  Then he proceeded to tell her a story:

"A couple of weeks ago I drove this home as a demo.  My roommate and I decided to go grab a bite to eat so we left and was walking up to the car and my roommate said 'DUDE!  WHERE DID YOU GET THE BENTLEY!' and I had to show him that it was a Suzuki and not a Bentley"

My ex- made a quick U-turn in the middle of a busy street, pulled up to the dealer parking lot, got out and said "This is definitely *NOT* a Bentley" then got in her car and left.

[CAP1]

dam.......i thought you were gonna say she bought a suxuki.