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Offline Slash27

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2011, 10:29:18 PM »
That stung zoney....


... I find the disrespect for soccer in America truly ... appalling It is loved in most every other country but Americans only recognize its existense every 4 years...
Whatever, plenty of people watch it here.

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2011, 10:36:05 PM »
This is my fighter pilot hero.

Here's his plane.



Buy the model

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2011, 12:48:12 AM »
Silat - Head Cheerleader. With legs that would drive any man.... away

Mensa - Bench warmer of cheerleaders. The Peg leg will have her glory day!

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2011, 09:49:09 AM »
BAR321- NFL fullback. Not the fastest runner, but will blast through any hole, no matter the opposition. On rare occasions where he does break free of the line, he can still high-tail it away from the area, with quickness and mobility.

Bruv119- NFL corner. Has great vision, can and will track you down from anywhere. If you know what you are doing you may be able to shake him from you, but make one mistake and he will take you down hard.

Floatsup- MLB infield backup. Jack of all trades, master of none.

Waystin2- I agree with whoever said Bob Costas

Delirium- Tom Hanks in "a league of their own". Well... he has silat and friends to watch over. Sometimes I feel sorry for him :D



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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2011, 09:18:07 PM »
Ok...who's up?  Thats right..

BAR321 - NFL Defensive End, very aggressive but agile, uses his speed to get around the corner, gets upfield very quickly, excellent pass rusher, stays home when necessary, moves on the snap as well as any end in the league.  Bigtime hitter, good teammate

ASSI - NBA Power Forward, great athleticism, crashes the boards like a center, quick hands and excellent decisions, a little selfish with the ball but hits 45% from 3-point bomb land, all around player, as effective on defense as offense, maneuvers extraodinarily well in the open court, passes omnipotently, speed of a guard when he has the ball on the ground

DMGOD - MLB Shortstop, unbelievable range, great hand quickness, leads league in fewest errors, game IQ is as good as can be found, profound arm strength and deadly accurate from deep short, as capable at 3B or 2B so versatility is clear, plays aggressively which could lead to errors but plays within himself, champion smack talker while in the box, 4 tool player, needs to hit for power to round out his hitting skills

RUDBOI - NHL Center, Great speed and athleticism, excellent skater both ways, defensive center but better up ice, solid forechecker, passes the puck well, sees the ice better than most, good level of aggression but could be improved, slap shot is remarkably accurate from 40 feet, zero problem crashing the net, excellent teammate

POTSNPANS - NFL Corner, freakishly excellent in cover 1, 2, and 3, hits hard enough to deep cover in a 4 package, safety blitzes were designed with his style of play in mind, great run cover on the edge, beaten deep only twice this season, All Pro 3 years running, covers like a blanket in the flats, punishing hitter, only real expert in the 2-0-5 defense

GHI - Pro Boxer, bantamweight championship contender, most deceptive when inside, excruciating knockout uppercut, unrivaled patience: has no problem letting his opponent be the aggressor, makes up for slower hand speed with solid punches, uses the entire ring, needs to stay out of corners more, needs to get quicker outside

Kappa - NFL QB, excellent agility, excellent vision down field, reads defenses aggressively and uses audibles with max effectiveness, surgical accuracy, deep threat on every play, completely unselfish, good speed and evasiveness in the backfield, intagibles are leadership and clubhouse presence, zero problem carrying the ball, takes hits by delivering them

Lepape2 - NFL Wide Receiver, Playmaker, unbelievable moves in open field, deceptive runner after the catch, can be arm tackled, superb routes, dependable and unselfish player, deep threat regularly, will beat you with route technique or with moves, loves slant passes for open field opportunities, rarely drops balls.

Read it and weep gents.... :salute

Next batch coming up...

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #50 on: July 20, 2011, 06:47:17 AM »
BAR321- NFL fullback. Not the fastest runner, but will blast through any hole, no matter the opposition. On rare occasions where he does break free of the line, he can still high-tail it away from the area, with quickness and mobility.
BAR321 - NFL Defensive End, very aggressive but agile, uses his speed to get around the corner, gets upfield very quickly, excellent pass rusher, stays home when necessary, moves on the snap as well as any end in the league.  Bigtime hitter, good teammate
yeahyeahyeah i get it i'm aggressive i even have squadmates mock me for dragging my wingie into an unbeatable situation now and then :lol

but hey since when wasn't a fighter jock agressive and cocky? :P

<S> guys... hmm now it seems you two need one each but i'm not good with this stuff :headscratch:
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #51 on: July 20, 2011, 10:51:00 AM »

Kappa - NFL QB, excellent agility, excellent vision down field, reads defenses aggressively and uses audibles with max effectiveness, surgical accuracy, deep threat on every play, completely unselfish, good speed and evasiveness in the backfield, intagibles are leadership and clubhouse presence, zero problem carrying the ball, takes hits by delivering them


I agree with this wholeheartedly!

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2011, 05:03:58 AM »
I agree with this wholeheartedly!

ahh i dunno.. very kind stuff though.. thx



nice write ups Change!  is this what you do for a living?

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2011, 09:09:47 AM »
ahh i dunno.. very kind stuff though.. thx



nice write ups Change!  is this what you do for a living?

I wish! Lol.  

When I fly with/against folks, their style of fighting/communicating/planes they choose etc remind me of athletes I've watched, played with or played against.  For instance I'll pick on Grizz for a moment.  He probably doesnt "feel" like he flies like a MLB...but to me, he does.  The worst hits i ever taken in my life were from linebackers.  I was lucky enough to play football against Billy Goldberg (Tulsa Edison, UGA, Atlanta Falcons, World Wrestling Federation, lmao) and Tony Casillas (Tulsa East Central, Atlanta Falcons, Dallas Cowboys) and they hurt you bad.  The way Grizz hits me from blind spots or maybe I wasn't looking or whatever just feels like that same kind of hit...very violent, aggressive and it's over quickly...no pings of bullets...just "lights out".  He has beat me with finesse, speed, angles, out in the open, in a furball, 1 v 1...to me, those are hallmark characteristics of a Middle Linebacker.

We've all played a sport sometime in our life so i thought folks would be familiar with the terms and have some fun with it.  I had never heard you on VOX until the other night when JUGgler set the fight up with Oddcaf, hence QB... :salute

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"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2011, 10:05:40 AM »
go ahead changeup say it, i know you want to, yea yea i know im that little fat kid sitting warming the bench, butt crack hanging out of my already to small uniform.... who needs water now?   :rofl
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2011, 10:17:20 AM »
SUNBAT - NHL Right Winger, ENFORCER on the ice, freakishly fast hands with the puck, hard slapshot, has all the moves to play across the front three, expert puck handling, bigtime pressure player, aggressive, great passer, unselfish with the puck, known to stir trouble in appropriate situations, go-to-guy on power plays, tremendous presence to younger players, great teacher

FRINGE - MLB 1B, Is a human backstop, Gold Glove player, HUGE arm, errorless streak at 109 games, no fear, plays the game with tenacity, excellent baseball IQ, selfless teammate (last nights fights with Dodger and I vs you and Corky), absolute clutch hitter, hits for power, hits for average, leads league in RBIs, extremely fast and agile for a 1Bman, can play 3B anytime

BATFINKV - MLS Centerfielder, all skills, feet, eyes, speed, stops on a dime, will MAKE you let him go, virtually unbeatable in the open field, has played ALL positions with pro success, unselfish player with the soccer ball, fearless, clutch player, zero giveaways, defensive prowess is bewildering, nickname:  The Magician, Future Hall of Famer, great teacher and influence on young players

SUNSFAN - NBA Guard, incredible speed, ball-handling skills are legendary, hits 55% from 3-point land (ludicrous-good), HUGE court presence, draws 2 v 1 defense nightly, man to man coverage is not an option, superb vision up-court, great passer but holds the ball a smiiiidge to long, defensive BLANKET, covers all-comers, attacks defenses with aggressive play

REAPER90 - NFL Tight End, quick, agile, great blocking skills, seals MLB's on corner schemes with tenacity, zero fear, solid pass routes, great hands, fairly dangerous in the open field with the ball, clubhouse leader, unselfish player, good speed for a big-man, hits with revenge, short-yardage go-to-guy

Have fun with it!

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2011, 11:01:38 AM »
go ahead changeup say it, i know you want to, yea yea i know im that little fat kid sitting warming the bench, butt crack hanging out of my already to small uniform.... who needs water now?   :rofl
Actually no.  I am saving the PIGs until the end...they are the easiest to write up because I fly with them almost nightly.  The PIGs are the finale! Lol
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2011, 11:07:29 AM »
SUNBAT - NHL Right Winger, ENFORCER on the ice, freakishly fast hands with the puck, hard slapshot, has all the moves to play across the front three, expert puck handling, bigtime pressure player, aggressive, great passer, unselfish with the puck, known to stir trouble in appropriate situations, go-to-guy on power plays, tremendous presence to younger players, great teacher

This is wrong.  If there were ever a guy drafted into professional baseball for being the most obnoxious and louder yeller of "HEY, BATTER, BATTER, SOOO-WING BATTER!!!",  that would be me.  :D
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2011, 11:16:01 AM »
This is wrong.  If there were ever a guy drafted into professional baseball for being the most obnoxious and louder yeller of "HEY, BATTER, BATTER, SOOO-WING BATTER!!!",  that would be me.  :D

Hehehe...not true (you were the first person to give me a real hand in learning how to fight...you probably don't remember as it was at least three years ago...remember?...getting me ready for Batfink??)  I cant count the number of times you've taped my head to the carpet in this game!!! Lmao!!

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"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered.  Those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.  Thus, the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Morihei Ueshiba

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2011, 12:24:48 PM »
SUNBAT - NHL Right Winger, ENFORCER on the ice, freakishly fast hands with the puck, hard slapshot, has all the moves to play across the front three, expert puck handling, bigtime pressure player, aggressive, great passer, unselfish with the puck, known to stir trouble in appropriate situations, go-to-guy on power plays, tremendous presence to younger players, great teacher

Don't forget drunk.