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Offline Changeup

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2011, 12:27:52 PM »
Quote from: grizz441 on July 21, 2011, 12:24:48 PM
Don't forget drunk.

Good catch! functionally drunk, not Floatsup, Tucker Max hammered
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2011, 12:41:52 PM »
Quote from: Changeup on July 21, 2011, 11:16:01 AM
Hehehe...not true (you were the first person to give me a real hand in learning how to fight...you probably don't remember as it was at least three years ago...remember?...getting me ready for Batfink??)  I cant count the number of times you've taped my head to the carpet in this game!!! Lmao!!

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I don't know about the taping your head to the carpet part but I do remember the DA time.  We were in C202's weren't we?  I was just having fun, I'm really a mean selfish person who likes to tell alt-F4 jokes.   :D
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2011, 12:57:03 PM »
Quote from: SunBat on July 21, 2011, 12:41:52 PM
I don't know about the taping your head to the carpet part but I do remember the DA time.  We were in C202's weren't we?  I was just having fun, I'm really a mean selfish person who likes to tell alt-F4 jokes.   :D

You got it!  2 hours of C202....and the best lesson in character.  I had made a better initial merge cold and gotten just a tiny tiny angle better than what would characterized as a HO (it actually may have been), took the shot and on VOX you said, "ummmm...not good stuff".  I then beat you to death with the rules BaldEagl put up regarding  anything goes after the Imerge.  And then you said something that I remember everytime I fly...."yes, that's true I guess but you'll never be respected by good sticks by taking that shot.  Make your moves and win straight-up and there will be no doubt about who won".  It probably wasn't exactly that but I didn't miss it by more than three words.

Good advice sticks with ya in this game....thanks.

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2011, 01:16:45 PM »
Quote from: grizz441 on July 21, 2011, 12:24:48 PM
Don't forget drunk.

Oh gawd i still remember that night i flew with you guys, Sun was drunk and barking orders like an arm chair general would lol that was a fun night  :rofl
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2011, 02:29:56 PM »
Quote from: Changeup on July 21, 2011, 12:57:03 PM
You got it!  2 hours of C202....and the best lesson in character.  I had made a better initial merge cold and gotten just a tiny tiny angle better than what would characterized as a HO (it actually may have been), took the shot and on VOX you said, "ummmm...not good stuff".  I then beat you to death with the rules BaldEagl put up regarding  anything goes after the Imerge.  And then you said something that I remember everytime I fly...."yes, that's true I guess but you'll never be respected by good sticks by taking that shot.  Make your moves and win straight-up and there will be no doubt about who won".  It probably wasn't exactly that but I didn't miss it by more than three words.

Good advice sticks with ya in this game....thanks.

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Ps- boarded flight home right now....I'm 6-2 230....the largest human in the world just sat next to me. My luck

You are tarnishing my image.  I'm gonna get booted from the Muppets and Corky is gonna recruit me to be an altar boy.   :D

I remember that Zoom, that was fun.  Teeheee   :D :D 
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Quote from: Skuzzy on May 13, 2014, 03:13:54 PM
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2011, 02:40:56 PM »
Quote from: SunBat on July 21, 2011, 02:29:56 PM
You are tarnishing my image.  I'm gonna get booted from the Muppets and Corky is gonna recruit me to be an altar boy.   :D

I remember that Zoom, that was fun.  Teeheee   :D :D 
Hehehe...
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #66 on: July 21, 2011, 03:51:21 PM »
Mine contains both Fighter Pilot heroes and Forum Poet heroes





Bustr: Announcer a la John Madden.  Not as great a legend for his play as he is for his chatter.  Uses a lot of words to make an easy point seem complex, or misses making a point altogether.  Generally liked.





vDallas: Roller derby lead jammer.  Needs everyone around him to clear the way for scores, but does most of the trash talk while hiding behind the bigger ladies.




Skyrock: Brett Farve/OJ.  Great player.  Good rep with just a few hiccups.  Bad ending.




Fugitive:  Bball Coach drawing a last second inbounds play for MJ a la Phil Jackson.  It really doesn't matter what ability he has to draw, you know it will work with the subjects he has.




DMGOD: Overratted QB.  He's good and will help his team at times, but sometimes even his own team enjoys seeing him suffer.




AckAck: A bad 3rd base coach.  Waves people in just so he can enjoy seeing them get thrown out at home.




Walleye:  Stadium Beer man.  




Crazyivn: Al Davis type owner.  Can't draft worth anything in FF.





Skuzzy: Tim Donaghy




Changeup: Hit batsman charging Nolan Ryan a la Robin Ventura.  He knows it's wrong, but still does stuff that might not be in his best interest...ie going to OU instead of LSU.



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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2011, 04:00:17 PM »
Assi,

Rotflmao!!! On my way home from the airport after a two hour flight sitting next to Jabba the Hut and was in a rotten mood until I read this!!  Awesome stuff and right on!!

This is having some fun with it!!

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #68 on: July 21, 2011, 04:33:17 PM »
lol  Assi, there all good  :rofl    bustr... now that's a real a good analogy he always makes squad nights fun  :rofl
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2011, 04:43:12 PM »
Nice write ups, Changeup...  :aok

Bear this in mind... as the "professionals" get older (as in, old, blind and reflexes died yesterday) they often turn to golf, thinking they'll be great at it.  They usually aren't, although having inherent talent allows a smoother transition to "does okay."  And they do enjoy a following of dingleberries to remind them how great they were.  :noid

 :banana: :bolt:
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #70 on: July 21, 2011, 04:59:05 PM »
ASSI: Tony Romo, Hired to play QB, but always found doing something else. Also loves ruining people's Fantasy football teams.








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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #71 on: July 21, 2011, 05:03:14 PM »
Quote from: Shane on July 21, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
Nice write ups, Changeup...  :aok

Bear this in mind... as the "professionals" get older (as in, old, blind and reflexes died yesterday) they often turn to golf, thinking they'll be great at it.  They usually aren't, although having inherent talent allows a smoother transition to "does okay."  And they do enjoy a following of dingleberries to remind them how great they were.  :noid

 :banana: :bolt:
Someone help me out with the translation of this.  Shane, thank you I think but the dinggleberries part has me a bit concerned, lol
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #72 on: July 21, 2011, 05:33:42 PM »
Quote from: Shane on July 18, 2011, 05:44:59 PM
I'm phil mickelson... I have the talent, but often get myself in trouble and crash and burn. Well, except he appears nicer to his fans.  :aok

 but i'm still a "pro golfer. " :aok

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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2011, 06:21:46 PM »
this is funny stuff, keep it up  :lol  :aok
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Re: If your FPH was a Pro sports god...
« Reply #74 on: July 21, 2011, 11:38:38 PM »
Lead jammer at roller derby :rofl
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