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Offline Reschke

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Are you suicidal? If so read this
« on: July 27, 2011, 08:27:05 AM »
I got this from a friend of mine last night. It was the funniest thing I have heard in a few days.

"I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., so I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!"
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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 08:35:12 AM »
 :rofl :rofl



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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 08:39:54 AM »
 :rolleyes:

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.
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Offline Tec

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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 08:48:44 AM »
See Rule #4
« Last Edit: July 27, 2011, 08:55:18 AM by Skuzzy »
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Offline Yarbles

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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 08:49:03 AM »
Quote from: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:39:54 AM
:rolleyes:

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.


No that's only funny when its somoeone else  :frown:
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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 08:50:57 AM »
Sorry I got confused by the OP

Isn't this the thread for completely stupid, unfunny and insensitive jokes?  :headscratch:
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Offline Tec

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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 08:52:30 AM »
Quote from: coombz on July 27, 2011, 08:50:57 AM
Isn't this the thread for completely stupid, unfunny and insensitive jokes?  :headscratch:

Obviously, just adding to the pile.
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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 08:57:22 AM »
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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 08:58:07 AM »
Where the first one is funny to an extent...... the second is not.
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Offline dirtdart

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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 09:01:45 AM »
INdeed we have some freaking ignorant people on this planet.  I prefer to call them oxygen thieves. 
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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 09:10:04 AM »
Someday I hope that the world will civilize itself enough to where we can make jokes about suicide bombers coming from particular countries without anyone getting offended.
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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 09:14:46 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Good one!
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Offline coombz

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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 09:18:17 AM »
See Rule #4
« Last Edit: July 27, 2011, 01:11:07 PM by Skuzzy »
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Quote from: icepac on March 05, 2013, 04:41:25 PM
Did you see my dad on dogfights yet?
Quote from: icepac on March 06, 2013, 03:40:35 PM
I'll be seeing you face to face possibly next month.

Offline Yarbles

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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 09:25:04 AM »
See Rule #4
« Last Edit: July 27, 2011, 01:11:17 PM by Skuzzy »
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Re: Are you suicidal? If so read this
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 09:38:29 AM »
If you take offence to a joke then you missed the point entirely.
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