To suggest things that do not meet this basic criteria is equal to masturbation. It may feel good to you, will not produce any tangible results, and you may be embarrassed if you get caught.
Really?Look for a...wait... I don't know where they go... but I've seen them...
The rules are simple: Don't be a dick.
It was skuzzy's <----- fault.
We just witnessed a miracle and I want you to @#$%^& acknowledge it!