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Offline MaSonZ

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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #60 on: July 31, 2011, 11:12:12 PM »
i dont midn a spider, long as it isnt in my shoe or in my bed or my drivers seat i could care less about spiders really... my girlfriend on the other hand causes me to kill many. its me or her, and shes one of those that would kill it then feel bad about it after.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2011, 06:22:44 AM »
i tend to not kill spiders, as they eat most of the annoying insects and bugs......

I have a short story along these lines:
My wife and i use to rent a farm house prior to buying our home. Nice place, but had those steep circular farmhouse steps. Being the place was about 200yrs old, we use to get those thousand leggers in droves. One day im sitting on the couch downstairs and hear my wife talking to someone on the stairs leading to the 2nd floor. Thinking one of our friends had shown up, I got up to go say hello. Well i open the door to the stairwell, and heres my wife sitting on the stairs, talking to the steps. At this point i figured she had hit her head and was in the process of loosing her mind. Then i looked a little closer and heres this spider (about an inch long) in his web in the corner of the steps surrounded by thousand legger carcasses. There must have been half a dozen or a dozen of dead, drained thousand leggers in, and below his web.
  I found out that the wife was having a conversation with the spider, just letting him know that she was not at all happy with him "setting up shop" where he did (she hates spiders), but as long as he keeps killing the thousand leggers, she wont suck him up in the vacume cleaner.
Apparantly in her mind the only thing worse than spiders is these
 

Good to her word, she never sucked him up in the vac, and he kept killing the thousand leggers.    :lol
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #62 on: August 01, 2011, 08:03:23 AM »
i tend to not kill spiders, as they eat most of the annoying insects and bugs......

So you have a bug infestation in your house?

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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #63 on: August 01, 2011, 11:12:41 AM »
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #64 on: August 01, 2011, 11:44:05 AM »
I love spiders, as long as they're not lookin' for practice while they're sitting on my arm...

Anyway, for all you other spiders lovers out there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QEcwNyvKK0
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2011, 11:55:12 AM »
Caught a scorpion at my brother house (Oklahoma City, OK) the other day.  It was the second one they found in two days. 
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2011, 11:59:02 AM »
Caught a scorpion at my brother house (Oklahoma City, OK) the other day.  It was the second one they found in two days. 

 We have scopions, black widows and rattlers here in central oregon, black widow nailed me two years back i was sick for three days.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2011, 02:02:26 PM »
So you have a bug infestation in your house?

 not in the house, although being as it's about 120 or so years old, and un air conditioned.......some get in.

 i did have an issue in the garage a few years back.............

 and i seem to have some sort of critters crawling on my ankles from time to time........dicho keeps promising to mail me some repellent for them......... :noid
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2011, 02:23:24 PM »
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #69 on: August 01, 2011, 03:07:51 PM »
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #70 on: August 01, 2011, 03:21:42 PM »
  They don't bit you like a rattle snake, they have to feed while you're sleeping.
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 Not quite=)
   Five years ago, the woods around my stepsons house got invaded by brown recluses, which may sound unremarkable, except for the fact that the state of california said, they dont exist in this part of the state. They were REAL dogmatic aboot it, so we set a glue trap in every corner of the house. The first couple of times, EVERY trap was nearly covered with the lil nasties :bolt:
   On the way home after that first day we got out of the truck to visit a lil roadside store- WHAM!!! I thought Id been stung by a yellow jacket right above the heart. I instinctively slapped my shirt before I even looked.....One of the little buggers had probably been hitchin a ride on my head, cause he ended up in my shirt, and when I got out of the truck, I guess I nearly smooshed him against me, forcing him to bite.
   Next day ,swelling...
   NEXT day, woke up STUCK to the sheets from all the disgusting, foul smelling yellow/white/greenish cottage cheese/pus combination lookin stuff draining outta the hole in my chest.
   After recieving tons-o-aintibiotics and whatnot, the Doctor announced that he needs to lance the bite by making an "H" shaped shallow incision. I passed, but he insisted. This is the funny part- he handed me a folded hand towel.
When I asked what this is for, he said to BITE on it, cause this "might be rather uncomfortable". I asked him, whats wrong, you outta bullets? He didnt get it=(
   Little sweat and towel biting later, he said ALL DONE! Now all we have to do is "EXPRESS it" I didnt know what that meant. I soon found out=(  Imagine maniacally popping a 3 inch zit that hurts even to have your shirt rub against it.
That rolled paper that covers the bed for each new patient was SOAKED with sweat. Was odd LETTING someone inflict that kinda pain on you, without letting fight of flight take over.
   STILL have a scar, looks like a little 3rd nipple......So DONT think they wont bite unless you are asleep :old:
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #71 on: August 01, 2011, 03:25:18 PM »
 They don't bit you like a rattle snake, they have to feed while you're sleeping.

 Not quite=)
   Five years ago, the woods around my stepsons house got invaded by brown recluses, which may sound unremarkable, except for the fact that the state of california said, they dont exist in this part of the state. They were REAL dogmatic aboot it, so we set a glue trap in every corner of the house. The first couple of times, EVERY trap was nearly covered with the lil nasties :bolt:
   On the way home after that first day we got out of the truck to visit a lil roadside store- WHAM!!! I thought Id been stung by a yellow jacket right above the heart. I instinctively slapped my shirt before I even looked.....One of the little buggers had probably been hitchin a ride on my head, cause he ended up in my shirt, and when I got out of the truck, I guess I nearly smooshed him against me, forcing him to bite.
   Next day ,swelling...
   NEXT day, woke up STUCK to the sheets from all the disgusting, foul smelling yellow/white/greenish cottage cheese/pus combination lookin stuff draining outta the hole in my chest.
   After recieving tons-o-aintibiotics and whatnot, the Doctor announced that he needs to lance the bite by making an "H" shaped shallow incision. I passed, but he insisted. This is the funny part- he handed me a folded hand towel.
When I asked what this is for, he said to BITE on it, cause this "might be rather uncomfortable". I asked him, whats wrong, you outta bullets? He didnt get it=(
   Little sweat and towel biting later, he said ALL DONE! Now all we have to do is "EXPRESS it" I didnt know what that meant. I soon found out=(  Imagine maniacally popping a 3 inch zit that hurts even to have your shirt rub against it.
That rolled paper that covers the bed for each new patient was SOAKED with sweat. Was odd LETTING someone inflict that kinda pain on you, without letting fight of flight take over.
   STILL have a scar, looks like a little 3rd nipple......So DONT think they wont bite unless you are asleep :old:
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that stuff is your dissolved and disease ridden flesh  :rofl I've seen pictures of what bites can turn into, gets pretty ugly.
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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2011, 12:30:00 AM »
Wife got bit by the brown recluse when she was a kid. Almost lost her leg still has huge hole in back of her leg.  The doc had to dig all the way to the bone.. Her mom would sit on her to hold her down so she could swab out the mess and change the bandage.

Anyway zoom beat me to it.....we eat spiders here in AZ. :bolt:

Bats eat more insects than spiders ever thought of.  Ill keep the bats. Also bats eat scorpions. Saw footage of a  bat eating a scorpion stung bat in the face 23 times before he could swallow the thing.     

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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #73 on: August 04, 2011, 10:54:29 AM »
Walked into the bathroom to this little (cough) gem.

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Re: Anyone want to ID a dead, small spider?
« Reply #74 on: August 04, 2011, 10:56:01 AM »
That's the before pic, wheres the after pic?