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Offline Dichotomy

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Whoops
« on: August 01, 2011, 08:46:24 AM »


Saw this on Saturday.  Anybody want to hazard a guess on the gender and age of the driver?
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 08:50:08 AM »
ill guess female
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 09:25:17 AM »


Female, blond, 42.
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 09:43:21 AM »
correct
correct
incorrect
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 09:47:24 AM »
correct
correct
incorrect

Um, 30s?  I'll guess 32-34?
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 10:02:23 AM »
female blond 18
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 10:13:10 AM »
Female, blond, 16, the toy dog she was holding was about 1 year old, and the text message she was sending contained no actual words just annoying abbreviations like OMG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP-S9OS0o0

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Re: Whoops
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 10:14:16 AM »
Female, blond, 16, the toy dog she was holding was about 1 year old, and the text message she was sending contained no actual words just annoying abbreviations like OMG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP-S9OS0o0
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 10:35:23 AM »
Female, blond, 16, the toy dog she was holding was about 1 year old, and the text message she was sending contained no actual words just annoying abbreviations like OMG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP-S9OS0o0

DING DING DING DING!!!!  We have ourselves a winner folks.  Don't know if she was actually texting or not but she did say 'I'm never driving again'...

A very rare feeling of empathy briefly assaulted me but then I got over it :D
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 10:49:51 AM »
"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
 And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds.
 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."

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Re: Whoops
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 10:59:57 AM »
but she did say 'I'm never driving again'...


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Re: Whoops
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 11:01:08 AM »
DING DING DING DING!!!!  We have ourselves a winner folks.  Don't know if she was actually texting or not but she did say 'I'm never driving again'...

A very rare feeling of empathy briefly assaulted me but then I got over it :D

It goes away if you ignore it.

If you practice it enough, you will not even feel a twinge of that emotion after a while   :aok
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Re: Whoops
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 11:18:21 AM »


That would just be a warm up if it was a Jeep.

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Re: Whoops
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 11:57:24 AM »

That would just be a warm up if it was a Jeep.

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Re: Whoops
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 12:02:16 PM »
It goes away if you ignore it.

If you practice it enough, you will not even feel a twinge of that emotion after a while   :aok

preaching to the choir buddy...  :devil
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