Dicta JUGgler AH2

[JUGgler]

Well, the difference being one is like this-> and the other being like this-> respectively

I will add refering to the GAME AH2, most of the sheeple disregard #2, #5, and #8 while fully embracing#1 and #7

Then again this IS war and lives are at steak!



 



JUGgler

I fixed it Crazy 



JUGgler

[Melvin]

Isn't a melvin when panties are all bunched up in a vag?


JUGgler

Isn't a JUGgler a clown that couldn't fill the big shoes?

[LCADolby]

I fixed it Crazy 



JUGgler

I love steak

[Chemdawg]

#9- Never berate noobs for shabby gameplay, Always berate vets for shabby gameplay

 

[Rich52]

But when he came down from the mountain didnt the people tell him to "bugger off were going to do what we want anyways"?

#1- HO = Badform
      A: Never HO on 1st merge
      B: If not damaged by 1st merge HO allow your opponent the opportunity to redeam herself by realizing you DID
          NOT HO at the merge and continue accordingly
      C: If you've recieved damage or your female opponent HOd on the 2nd merge then by all means give her the
          "money face shot"! After all she is clearly asking for it

#2- VULCH = lame. It is NOT the "sport of kings", it is the "dance of queens"
      A: Never vulch
      B: Never vulch
      C: Never vulch

#3- CHERRYPICK AT THE EDGE OF A BASE= silly tardness.
      A: Never cherrypick the edge of a base, see vulching

#4- HORDE
      A: Do not join it
      B: Always fight against it

#5- COMMIT
      A: No matter the odds commit fully to your fight
      B: Never "skirt lift, panty soil, scramble to the vert". Commit yourself to the fight
      C: Running, If you run please COMMIT to it, DO NOT return to pik someone who just bested you

#6- Never enter a fight that you were not part of in the beginning, unless a friendly is out #d, this includes
      squadies! (they never ask for help anyway)

#7- ACK, IF your opponents are giving you room to move then NEVER run to it. IF they are cherryfesting you
      Then embrace it, become one with it. It is their silliness that forced the "ack hug"
   
#8- Become one with "JETRAGE"

#9- Never berate noobs for shabby gameplay, Always berate vets for shabby gameplay

#10- Survival is a poor excuse for timidness when there is so much revenge in the hangar     


Guidelines that I go by 



JUGgler     

[Midway]

"#9- Never berate noobs for shabby gameplay, Always berate vets for shabby gameplay"

Define "shabby" and who  decides?  


 

[Hap]

made me laugh

[321BAR]

dunno bout you but i'll keep to being chivalrous outside of a video game and i'll kill anything that passes my gunsight in here

by the way i have HO'd vulched and picked... didn't know that killing a baddie was bad

but if i am in a head on i try and roll out of it it's too chancy to play chicken with someone who gets a 50% chance to kill you it's my last resort to shoot in a HO due to this.

but if i'm vulching it's usually when a base capture is in progress

but if im picking... well it's usually because i want the guy dead and not killing allies

[Debrody]

Bar, its a huge difference between picking and picking.
In a many vs many furball, theres no other way to get a kill without getting killed. Engage-disengage, teamwork, technically its a pick but noone will ever throw rocks on ya for this.
   But theres an other way. Once i was over the tank-town in my g-6, off hours time, only a couple guys on. I had some 1v1s and 2v1s with the bish folks, was pretty much fun, until i almost got bingo fuel. I killed that niki and headed to rtb. There was an la-5 almost over my field, i still had about 30 rounds and 5 mins of fuel, i decided to engage. The La-pilot was very good, he could keep up with my empty g-6 for about 3 mins. Right when i was about to finish him (i could get right on his six, was trying to set up a sure shot) a niki was coming. I only had time to turn around not to show him my tail, he dived in with blazing guns from 1k and got me. He was that one i downed right before. I cant remember who was it, i dont even want to. But that guy was coming one and a half sector only to pick me, this caught me.

[Reaper90]

 

[guncrasher]

let the thread die reaper, not use in bringing it back again.

semp

[DREDIOCK]

havent read the entire thread but could buy into all but 5-B,C

If your opponent is in a plane and the strength differences are his turning ability vs your climbing ability. You would have to be a fool to not use your advantage to negate his. Just as he would be a fool not to use his advantage to negate yours.

In likewise situation if your advantage is speed over his turning ability after a few turns its is equally foolish to continue to play "his" game to your disadvantage. Never assume that one who has run away, has "left the fight". If they come back and nail you. Blame yourself for your own poor SA.

[Reaper90]

let the thread die reaper, not use in bringing it back again.

Sorry, just had to laugh a bit after running into a horde of muppets off TT island last night, including Mr. Dicta, cherrypicking on the edge of the airfield, ganging 3-4v1 every engagement, picking relentlessly, and in Sunbat's case HOing repeatedly in the K4, even when they outnumbered us by a big margin.

Was worth a laugh re-reading the list in the original post. Pure comedy! 

<S> Muppets!

[IrishOne]

Sorry, just had to laugh a bit after running into a horde of muppets off TT island last night, including Mr. Dicta, cherrypicking on the edge of the airfield, ganging 3-4v1 every engagement, picking relentlessly, and in Sunbat's case HOing repeatedly in the K4, even when they outnumbered us by a big margin.

Was worth a laugh re-reading the list in the original post. Pure comedy! 

<S> Muppets!

seen this coming a mile away.    i can still hear the echo of your crying from last night.   

horde of muppets off TT island last night,

lol there were 6 of us online last night.   a horde to some, i suppose

TT IS one giant horde, and if i recall, you were fighting from the high numbers side.   DOH!   i gotta ask, does JUG really get under your skin that much?

[Reaper90]

seen this coming a mile away.    i can still hear the echo of your crying from last night.   

  Cupcakes, me laughing and calling out someone on 200 for doing the opposite of their publicly stated "dicta" isn't exactly crying!

FWIW, I just thought it funny, that's all. I know the Fewbs and the vMUPPETS have had their "differences" in the past, that's why I kept throwing that "comparison" bait out there. Just trying to get a reaction from you all! 

Like I said, <S> Muppets, was fun! If I wasn't sooooo soooo plastered at the time, I might could have fought a little better against that swarm of ya!

lol there were 6 of us online last night.   a horde to some, i suppose

TT IS one giant horde, and if i recall, you were fighting from the high numbers side.   

There may have been only 6 muppets, but there were 10+ bish at one point, hovering high off the edge of our field, and by my count 3 knights upping, maybe 4. The "high number side" doesn't mean squat..... there could be 400 knits on but if only 3 of them are upping at that base vs 3 times that many high cons, it's a gang.

DOH!   i gotta ask, does JUG really get under your skin that much?

Nah, I actually rather like JUGgler and have had fun fighting him and getting waxed by him in the past. I just thought his "departure" from his normal style a little comical, since he went to the trouble to come here and spell out so clearly what he doesn't believe in.