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Offline PJ_Godzilla

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Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« on: August 02, 2011, 01:58:09 PM »
Yes,  I think that it's time to start a thread on fables and nursery rhymes. Today, I think it'd be a good idea to talk about the object lesson behind the fable about the Golden Goose. See, in this story, some idiot possessed of an asset that produces a steady stream of wealth (A Goose that lays Golden eggs) can't leave well enough alone and decides to cut the goose open in order to get at the reservoir of golden eggs inside. Of course, the idiot suffers sharp rebuke when he finds that's he's ignorantly destroyed an intricate wealth-producing piece of capital equipment. Que sorpresa. Since the idiot is no veterinarian and has never produced any wealth on his own, he is utterly disconsolate and sees his mistake is completely irreparable too late (kudos to him for this, for many idiots are unable to actually recognize when they've done something utterly stupid - it seems to go with the turf).

Object lesson..?
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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 02:26:10 PM »
Object lesson..?

Check who started thread before clicking.   

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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 02:36:07 PM »
Check who started thread before clicking.   

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Always sound advice...

Get involved any way you like. Perhaps a little "Gods of the Copybook Headings" might be in order, if you're into Kipling. Recognize the true purpose of these things.
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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 02:45:24 PM »
There once was a kid from Ann Arbor
Who found a wood plank in the harbor
He brought it on home,
And worked with a gnome
To build a boat then he sank it.




Moral:


Click PJ's posts to see what's going to sink these boards.


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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 02:54:16 PM »
Ah, Dragon, why are you so hard on old PJ who never meant any harm to anyone?

Worse, you're bending structure on the only poetic form invented in the US; the limerick. Perhaps we need a fable regarding the degradation of verse?

The thread isn't intended to be provocative - it's just that fables move certain otherwise off-limit topics into a more abstract and friendly world, one in which people can have civil discourse without worry.
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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 03:09:50 PM »
While I think your intentions were good a majority of the time, the documentaries showing you fighting other large animals had a catastrophic effect on the landscape and infrastructure of Japan.


Your indifference and simple minded focus on the task at hand directly caused the death of countless innocent people.


Think of the people!

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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 03:25:35 PM »
There once was a man from Nantucket... oh wait that's not germane... Carry on gents.
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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2011, 03:51:03 PM »
It was in a restaurant
where they met
Romeo and Juliet
He had no money
to pay the debt
so Rome o'd what Juli et
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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2011, 05:57:06 PM »
There once was a man from Nantucket
With a............................ .

Nope can't post that here.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and half...


Nope not that one either......


Lil Bo Peep.....

Nope can't post that one either...

I cant post my nursery rhymes here... why not???


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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2011, 06:04:04 PM »
Yikes, nevermind.

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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2011, 06:50:52 PM »
There once was a girl from Mandras
Who had such a beautiful...

Can't post mine either.

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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2011, 07:01:45 PM »
 ring around the rosey,a pocket full of poseys...


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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2011, 07:06:05 PM »
It was in a restaurant
where they met
Romeo and Juliet
He had no money
to pay the debt
so Rome o'd what Juli et

Juliet

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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2011, 07:06:41 PM »
ring around the rosey,a pocket full of poseys...


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yep..kind of a f-ed up nursery rhyme
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Re: Nursery Rhymes and Fables
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2011, 07:14:08 PM »
yep..kind of a f-ed up nursery rhyme

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