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Offline Melvin

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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 06:15:23 PM »
Or did he just kill the Packers line everytime they met?

Much like Singletary, Payton, Urlacher, Dent, Hampton, the list goes on and on.....  :rock
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 06:21:31 PM »

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Didn't Butkus kill a guy?

No, that was all blown out of proportion.  He just ate a guy.
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2011, 07:36:01 PM »
Its takes a truly special team to have the leagues 30'th worst ofense and still make it to within one play of winning the NFC.
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2011, 04:41:31 PM »
Or did he just kill the Packers line everytime they met?

Much like Singletary, Payton, Urlacher, Dent, Hampton, the list goes on and on.....  :rock

LOL i don't have enough room to type out all the names of awesome players who have contributed to the many, many Packers on Bears boot-stompings ;)        check out the championship records there Melvin, they truly speak for themselves  :aok


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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2011, 10:09:26 AM »
Since we're talking about midwestern NFL teams, and I'm from Iowa I'll pose this riddle.

Why doesn't Iowa have any Professional Teams?
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2011, 10:29:05 AM »
Since we're talking about midwestern NFL teams, and I'm from Iowa I'll pose this riddle.

Why doesn't Iowa have any Professional Teams?

Because you have your caucus first?
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2011, 10:38:21 AM »
I thing its Detroits Curling team  :bolt:

My grandfather was a detroit curler who died at an event.

I kick bellybutton at shuffleboard.

Coincidence?
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2011, 10:45:51 AM »
Because if Iowa had pro teams, Minnesota would feel obligated to get some too.
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2011, 10:54:09 AM »
Only Da Bears could spend a fortune on a Q-back, then staff the O-line with a bunch of Bozos who almost got him killed last year. Then fate being fate they still made it to one play away from a trip to the SB. Despite having an offensive 30'th overall in the NFL. They gave up 56 sacks last year. :huh

Fast forward one year later. They dump their ex-pro bowl center hire an unremarkable one from Seattle, then say a guard who hasnt taken a snap since '03 is going to start the season at center, and then rely on a O-line with 3 members were none or very little NFL experience. I bet Cutler doesnt make it four games before getting crushed like a bug. On the plus side they finnaly hired a WR who actualy as one instead of hireing conerbacks on the cheap and "wishing" them into being recievers.

There is no team cheaper then the Bears when it comes to offense.
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2011, 03:00:47 PM »
Only Da Bears could spend a fortune on a Q-back, then staff the O-line with a bunch of Bozos who almost got him killed last year. Then fate being fate they still made it to one play away from a trip to the SB. Despite having an offensive 30'th overall in the NFL. They gave up 56 sacks last year. :huh

Fast forward one year later. They dump their ex-pro bowl center hire an unremarkable one from Seattle, then say a guard who hasnt taken a snap since '03 is going to start the season at center, and then rely on a O-line with 3 members were none or very little NFL experience. I bet Cutler doesnt make it four games before getting crushed like a bug. On the plus side they finnaly hired a WR who actualy as one instead of hireing conerbacks on the cheap and "wishing" them into being recievers.

There is no team cheaper then the Bears when it comes to offense.

i think they had something like 20+ different starting QB's during Brett Favre's tenure as GB's QB  :lol :aok
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2011, 12:27:22 AM »
i think they had something like 20+ different starting QB's during Brett Favre's tenure as GB's QB  :lol :aok

To be fair, Favre retired as many if not more times in that same period...   :neener:
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2011, 03:43:21 AM »
To be fair, Favre retired as many if not more times in that same period...   :neener:
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2011, 03:56:12 AM »


'Nuff said.   :lol   :salute
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2011, 04:27:40 AM »

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Didn't Butkus kill a guy?

A lions player died in a game. He had been hit by Butkus during that game, but I don't believe the two are linked.

But what about the Ditka Dicta? As far as I can see, there are about 4:
1. sausage
2. scratch the package
3. straight back
4. fade shades for "the look"
 
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Re: Dicta Ditka
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2011, 04:29:16 AM »
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'Nuff said.   :lol   :salute

THat's just packer clergy.
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