Even the CIA is in on it!

[PFactorDave]

I just got this...   

Central Intelligence Agency (CIA Agent John Currie).

I am CIA Agent John Currie and am here in Nigeria as an CIA delegate that has
been assigned to investigate this fraudsters who are in the business of
swindling innocent people of their hard earned money.Please be informed that
during my investigation i got to find out that there is a huge sum of $15
million that has been assigned in your name and this fraudsters are busy
swindling you without any hope of receiving your fund.

This fraudsters have being acting as FBI AGENTS, COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE,
BANKS, MINISTRY OF FINANCE, COURIER SERVICE.

Please i will advise you stop any contact with them cause they are all
fraudsters, is not the job of an FBI to investigate moneytory issues involving
compensations or winnings of any kind. And the FBI do not contact people via
email or phone calls, they only make investigation on matters.

NOTE: The only fee you were suppose to pay from the beginning is the sum of
$400 meant for logistics before the transfer of your fund can commence
depending on how you want the transfer made to you.

The transfer can be done in three ways;

1)Through Bank to Bank wire transfer.

2)Through ATM card to be shipped to you through the courier service.

3)As a Bank Draft/Cheque to be delivered to you also through the courier
service.

Get back to me urgently with the details before for urgent transfer of your
fund to you without delay.

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
SEX:
AGE:

I shall expect your response as soon as you receive this email.

Best Regard,
CIA Agent John Currie


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[VonMessa]

AWESOME!   

Tell him that I want in on it, too.   

[Pigslilspaz]

 

[Reschke]

Hey that looks a lot like the same offer I got...I wonder if we would both get the same amount of money or if we have to split it.

[Shuffler]

haha if you have the time you should 419 this guy.

[PFactorDave]

haha if you have the time you should 419 this guy.

I may write a response a little later today if I have time.  If I do, I'll post it here for everyone's amusement.

[PFactorDave]

So, I decided to rspond to CIA Agent John Currie, so I can learn more and collect my 15 million dollars.  We'll see if I get a response.  

This is what I sent.


My Dearest CIA Agent John Currie,

I am very much relieved that you have contacted me on this matter.  I have been contacted by both an FBI Agent and the Nigerian Minister of Finance about this huge sum of funds that has been assigned in my name.

I suspect that you are correct that they are, in fact, fraudsters busy swindling me.

I will follow your good advice and stop my contact with these fraudsters.

It is unfortunate that they have such evil fraudsters within the government of Nigeria.  I hope that the Nigerian people will not vote for the Minister of Finance in the elections.

As for the FBI, everyone here knows never to trust FBI Agents who say they are only here to help you.  Everyone knows, I hope, that only the CIA is good and trustworthy in matters of monetary issues.

You offered to me three options to get this huge sum.  Please to explain to me the difference between a Bank to Bank wire transfer and a bank cheque.  I am sorry that I am not familiar with these methods, I have never had such a monetary sum assiged to me before.  Also, how long will it take for each method.  I have $400, but need it to make my monthly CAP1 Mustang motor car payment.  So, if I use it for this monetary transfer, I need to know when I can access the monetary sum.  I don't want to miss my payment on my motor car.

I think that since there are so many fraudsters in Nigeria, and since that is where you are writing from, we should have a special code word that we use in our communications so that I know it is really you.

Might I suggest that you start all future e-mails with the phrase:  Aces High BBS is da bomb

No fraudster will ever guess that phrase. If you use it in your e-mail, I will know it is my friend in the CIA, Agent John Currie.

I look forward to your response soon.

Best Regard,

PFactor Dave, toon pilot third class

[Tank-Ace]

God people are dumb.

"Fraudsters"

"swindle"

"an CIA delegate"

"huge sum of..."


Yup, you're sure as hell a CIA agent. I can tell by your profesional use of grammar, punctuation, and you're incorrect use of the word "delegate".

[branch37]

What is even worse is that I'm sure some people still fall for it.

[Tank-Ace]

I once replied to an email like that with "You can just take half of the money, and consider it your service fee. I don't mind, really. I never expected to see a dime of that money"

The reply an hour later was "I'm sorry but we can't do that. Due to a legal technical issue, we can't access the money without a prevoius service fee. Please choose a form of billing so we can retern you're money as soon as is possible".

[dedalos]

God people are dumb.

"Fraudsters"

"swindle"

"an CIA delegate"

"huge sum of..."


Yup, you're sure as hell a CIA agent. I can tell by your profesional use of grammar, punctuation, and you're incorrect use of the word "delegate".

Not a CIA agent either.  Are you?  Muahahahhaha    I just could not resist lol

[BaDkaRmA158Th]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372Ah0Z_L1w&feature=related



 

[Dichotomy]

Now I know how Michael Weston funds all of his guns and ammo

[Nathan60]

well, with  the  cut backs in  goverment spending we  do neeed to  find "alternate sources" of  financing the  CIA .  DO your part Factor!

[skorpion]

i just got this today...kind of like yours factor, but i won the lottery!


 You've just won for yourself the total sum of $891,934.00
in our on-going lottery. but before you can accept this money, you must first deposit $600 (U.S. dollars) via Check or Credit card.

Kingly get back to our award department with your info,

Such as your :.

Full name _____________
Contact address ____________
Country ____________
Tel/Mobile _____________

Once again congratulations on your winning