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Offline Zoney

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Snailman
« on: August 10, 2011, 11:25:46 AM »
 :O Just checked your stats dude, nice K/D man, 37/1, and its actually 37 kills, ZERO deaths.  I'm torn between saying "wohoo WTG homey!", or hunting you down and killing you.  :devil

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 11:39:09 AM »
Snailmans been working out, strengthening his trigger finger of Doom!!


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Re: Snailman
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 11:42:48 AM »
My groundcrew is bust loading salt in my 20MM cannons as we speak.

Can you say "shrinkage" ?
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Re: Snailman
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 11:50:49 AM »
Snailmans been working out, strengthening his trigger finger of Doom!!


TMZ exclusive workout picture ( psst tell'em he looks ripped, snails are sensitive)

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 11:59:24 AM »
If im right, he was bomber-hunting a lot. He must have some magnetic shield...  ;) bombers always killed me quicker than the fighters.
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Re: Snailman
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 12:12:12 PM »
If im right, he was bomber-hunting a lot.

This.

It's almost a prime example of how much impact flying style has on score.
Take a look at what I was flying and what I did kill. Almost all kills in fighter mode were the result of climbing to 15k and simply diving on 10k (or lower) bombers in 190D, then extending from the escorts (if any). That's all.  :airplane:
My K/D won't stay that high, it would have been much lower already if I had time to fly as much as I used to, only 10 fighter sorties so far.
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Offline Butcher

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 12:15:17 PM »
I should be 42 kills and zero deaths, but puffy ack decided it doesn't like 262's doing 600, I will stick to 21 for now :)
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Offline Becinhu

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 12:35:02 PM »
Slimey is probably the hardest player to hit from buffs.  He has perfected the slashing attacks.  I consider myself an above average buff gunner and I can barely land lead on him.  I cringe whenever I see German iron setting up at the high 4 or 8 oclock figuring its him.
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Re: Snailman
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 12:35:40 PM »
I should be 42 kills and zero deaths, but puffy ack decided it doesn't like 262's doing 600, I will stick to 21 for now :)

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Offline Rich52

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 04:22:30 PM »
It generally isnt a good thing running into him no matter what you, or he, are currently flying.
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Offline Becinhu

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 04:47:49 PM »
It generally isnt a good thing running into him no matter what you, or he, are currently flying.
I have been sending HTC ideas for bomber mounting salt chaff dispensers to combat the snail infestation. :noid
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Offline Ardy123

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 04:53:24 PM »
Don't kid yourself people,

Snailman may downplay his skills, but the snail is a very good stick.

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 05:08:45 PM »
Jets have "jet wash"...the snail has "snail trail". Both can render your aircraft controls immobile.  And yes Slimey is an excellent stick and a garden nuisance. :neener:
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Re: Snailman
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 05:15:27 PM »
one occasion that I tried to make a milkrun, I get jumped on egress by a single 109(don't remember which). Sure enough it was the snail. Where he upped from I couldn't tell you. No dar bar for a sector in any direction, all of a sudden there he is. I managed to hit him, but he still got 2 of mine. I  :salute the snail... he's a great  :airplane:   

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Re: Snailman
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2011, 09:33:01 AM »
  Be careful or you too might be attacked viciously by the him and his minions.


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