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Offline Tupac

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Darn jets
« on: August 12, 2011, 06:39:10 PM »
I was going through the books for all the school planes making sure they all had a key and fuelcard, when I found this in the book for the cub.



LOL

(The policy is to fuel before you put the plane up, but my friend Jordan had a good excuse)
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 06:54:38 PM »
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 06:59:06 PM »
Looks like he needs some serious spelling help there...
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 07:33:25 PM »
there is no good excuse not to follow policy.

 this of course is coming from njwg lgt for cap.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 08:59:44 PM »
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 09:09:00 PM »
Let me know what airline that guy gets a job, definitely will be on my avoid at all costs lists.

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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 09:13:37 PM »
Incase yall were wondering, this is a practical joke between the 2 pilots that instruct in the cub. They go back and forth with jokes like this. The other instructor chocked Jordans car, so I guess this was Jordan getting back at him LOL
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 09:18:48 PM »
Incase yall were wondering, this is a practical joke between the 2 pilots that instruct in the cub. They go back and forth with jokes like this. The other instructor chocked Jordans car, so I guess this was Jordan getting back at him LOL

Thank god.

Our favorite prank...  A guy we knew when I was in college, but nobody really liked, used to drive this tiny little car.  I think it was a Dodge Omni or something like that.  We discovered that a couple of us could get it bouncing enough to turn it 90 degrees in the parking space.  So, we would turn it for him while he was flying.  Of course, there would be no way for him to get out of his parking space until the car on either side of him left.  It was always great fun to see him sitting on his car waiting for one of the other drivers to show up.

When that got old, we stole the valve stems out of all four of his tires a couple of times.   :rofl

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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 09:24:11 PM »
Thank god.

Our favorite prank...  A guy we knew when I was in college, but nobody really liked, used to drive this tiny little car.  I think it was a Dodge Omni or something like that.  We discovered that a couple of us could get it bouncing enough to turn it 90 degrees in the parking space.  So, we would turn it for him while he was flying.  Of course, there would be no way for him to get out of his parking space until the car on either side of him left.  It was always great fun to see him sitting on his car waiting for one of the other drivers to show up.

When that got old, we stole the valve stems out of all four of his tires a couple of times.   :rofl

LOL

There is always something interesting going on at 5C1....... I may have chocked a car or too, the trick is to not let them see you laughing, because then they know something is up.

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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 11:36:53 PM »
Good stuff!  Life's no fun if ya can't joke around a bit.   :aok
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2011, 01:18:32 AM »
(The policy is to fuel before you put the plane up, but my friend Jordan had a good excuse)

What if the next person flying it is planning to take a lot of cargo up and full tanks will just be too heavy?
I don't think you should be forced to take off with full tanks all the time.
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2011, 02:12:15 AM »
What if the next person flying it is planning to take a lot of cargo up and full tanks will just be too heavy?
I don't think you should be forced to take off with full tanks all the time.

"School planes" is the hint, I think.
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2011, 08:22:12 AM »
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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2011, 08:40:16 AM »
"School planes" is the hint, I think.

Still not a good blanket policy. With the ever decreasing useful load on training aircraft as manufacturers and operators insist on adding crap (and therefore weight) to them you can definitely find a situation very easily where one passenger can put you over max takeoff weight. Not taking those 10-20 gallons for the local flight can make all the difference.

School airplanes are still rentals where they're used for thigs other than strictly training. Defueling is a waste if money and dead dinosaurs since once you've pulled it from an airplane you can't put it back in one. It's either fire starting material or a degreaser at that point.

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Re: Darn jets
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2011, 10:19:02 AM »
Still not a good blanket policy. With the ever decreasing useful load on training aircraft as manufacturers and operators insist on adding crap (and therefore weight) to them you can definitely find a situation very easily where one passenger can put you over max takeoff weight. Not taking those 10-20 gallons for the local flight can make all the difference.

School airplanes are still rentals where they're used for thigs other than strictly training. Defueling is a waste if money and dead dinosaurs since once you've pulled it from an airplane you can't put it back in one. It's either fire starting material or a degreaser at that point.

Please educate me to the FAR that says you can not put fuel from one aircraft back into it, or another?
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