This statement was in the article;
"Directly after 9:00pm, you are not even giving them time, so by 8:59, they're supposed to be inside the house. That's ridiculous," said Shantel Powell.
That is so comical, it hurts. I can see someone telling their employer their scheduled times to aren't going to work, because they have less than one minute to get there. It is working because combined with the increased police presence, no more 'flash mobs' have appeared.
Regardless, this belongs in the O'Club.